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MON_12.27.04_4:28 AM
[Link of the day]<---SWEET ASS!
OK OK!!! I'm back, but not with anything really new. Just to let you know, Scottyopolis is getting a complete overhaul and i am moving, but don't worry i'll let you konw all about it, just hang in there.
Now for whats new, Christmas has finally passed and that means the semester is over (i didn't do so hot....at all) but next semester is mine for the taking. I have been working way too much during christmas to have a life, but its ok, things will slow down now.
Christmas was sweet, I got pretty much everything I wanted and thats great, and what I didn't get, i will just go and buy anyways, so that works out. It was fantastic to have all the family sorta together to see and I get to redo it again this week when the familia from texASS comes up, hooray!
Kurtis and I had a KICK ASS time in KansASS (haha). We went to the Denver Bronco Vs. KC Chiefs game, it was -1 degrees outside and it pretty much only got colder. Denver got their asses handed to em, but tahts ok because we still had fun. After the game we totally got to meet some of the players and we got it on film (some of it). There will be pictures of all of that up soon and all kinds of other fun stuff....maybe. But yeah, so everything is peachy, lifes swell, and i still don't like cottage chesse.....?(random). Also, i wanna say thanks to Diane he sent me the pretty much the sweetest gift ever in the mail, thanks babe, hope everything is aight in NO. Well, get ready for an alllllll new scottyopolis, and i mean new, so peace out and hope everyone has a happy holidays and NEW YEAR BITHCES.
P.S. No music because the place i had my music at went bitch mode go sho, haha, so don't try and download it don't try and do anything you dumb ass, its not there, sorry!
Final Thoughts:
"Yeah, I just can't stand the thought of someone out there returning all my calls!" Jerry Springer on the theft of his answering machine.
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MON_12.6.04_1:14 AM
[Link of the day]<---OMG This is AWESOME!!!
So the other day I was thinking that we should have an invention that clones food, so that the we can feed the homeless. But then I was like, why can't homeless people just grow food, like corn or stuff like that. I realized you might have to buy some supplies, like seeds or stuff to garden with, or a water bucket that waters, whatever those are called. So i thought, why don't homeless just get a job, those bums. Then, i realizied i was hungry from thinking so hard, so i made myself a sandwhich and almost forgot about all the progress i had made when I realized, homless can't afford to have jobs because they can't think hard because they can't afford to eat, and they can't afford to eat cuz they don't have a job.... IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE!!! I wish i was homeless.
Well well, its christmas time already. Time goes by way too fast, I hate it. I mean I look back and wish that I was still in summer time (mainly because I hate the cold, grrr). But it is still a good time of year, especially at Target. Actually, I have a funny story from tonight. I was complaining about not getting a lunch because I was supposed to get one, and a lady overheard me saying I was hungry and walked over to me and my manager and was like, "if he's hungry, he can have some of this" throwing one of her legs up on the counter. I didn't get what she meant at first and played along and said "oooo yeah, i need some of that, how long do i have to cook you?" and she said "no cookin honey, just dig in" bye this time my manager is almost crying from laughing and i say (still oblivious) "raw, are you sure?" and she says "not raw, its flesh, you just lick..... and whatever comes out you swallow it!" then i get it at the point, my manager is on the floor crying i start laughing all the while thinking, WO! This lady just asked me to perform oral pleasure on her, how crazy is that. I couldn't believe it.
Another funny story, the other day i was doing a return for these redneck people and they were waiting on his wife (it was a man and his kid) and his daughter tells me "you look purty cute, i outta make you my boyfriend" and i'm kinda confused, but i'm like, ok? thanks, haha and she says "pa, can i make him my boyfriend? " and her dad said it was up to me, and i (under pressure) said i was already seeing someone, haha and she said "thats too bad, cuz you purty cute and i think you'd like just fine right hur on my side" and i was like, thanks, haha, and left feeling really wierd, so Target is always a suprise, ya never know, usually guests just yell profane words at me. One lady told her to hurry and get her out of the store before she had to fight me and i wanted to tell her to stay right there cuz i get off in 5 minutes and once my name badge is off I'LL STAB HER IN THE DAMN FACE WITH IT!!! I'm probably not the best person to work guest services, I don't have a lot of patience and i have temper if something happens, so she was close to getting an ass beating as i jumped over the counter with a roundhouse to the face, haha.
So anyways, so much has been going on, i don't know where to start. Kurtis and I worked a coat check the other night at this dinner party. A drunk guy challenged Kurtis to a game of Madden 05' and the guy said 20:1 odds, he'd whoop his ass. So kurtis said ok (w/o a money bet) and proceeded to kick this guy hard! His wife made him leave at 28-0 and although he was drunk, Kurtis prolly woulda killed him anyways. Also, our engineering ping-pong contest was last week. We finished second out of like 8 people i think, so that was really cool. I have the video but before you watch you need to know what happens in it. At the contest, your machine had to be inside a firing range 3 ft away from where you started before it fired a ping-pong ball at a target further away. You recieved 5 pts for shooting first 6 for hitting the outer target, 8 for closer, and 10 for the middle. Well most people made theirs move, actually all of them did, except for ours, you'll have to watch the video. But since ours fired first everytime, all we had to do was hit the target anywhere and we won. Well we won our first match cuz we both missed, but we shot first, then we lost our 2nd to the guy we played in the championship. So we worked our way up through the losers bracket, destroying everyone in our way. We got the finals and since the guy we were going against hadn't lost, we had to beat him twice in order to win, since it was dboule elmination, kinda gay, but o well. So we beat him in the first one, and we had some techincal difficulties before the final match and had to quickly fix it, and so we missed the target on the last round, by like 2 inches, it was crazy, so the other guy won. But here is the video:
[Engineering Video]
Other than that, not too much has been going on. I have been talking to this really awesome girl Tina, and we went on a date the other night, actually last night. First we went downtown and saw Closer with Jude Law and Julia Roberts, well just to let you know its not a very good date movie. For instance, you would think, i'm goin in for the hand hold or something right, and then the dialog on the movie would shift to "did you like his cock, you slut, did you? did you lick up all the cum, how'd it tast huh huh?!?" so you really don't want that to be the point where you make that move, ya konw, and the movie was that gross, normally i laugh at all of those words (and i did a little) but this time i was kinda like, awkward, haha. Then we ate at Lotus and it was pretty decent, but nothing spectacular. When we were walking back to my car to leave, there was this guy in front of the theatre yelling he was giving away free money. I was like, o hell yes, thats what i'm talkin about. So his first question for a dollar was, "what is america's most popular cookie?" the answer was oreo, and my dad works for Nabisco, and I didn't get it right, sad. The next one i missed 2 and the he said for 5 dollars, you had to prove you were a good person. He asks this guy 3 questions first, "have you ever lied" i woulda said no and lied, haha, but the guy said yes, then he asked "have you ever stolen something?" and the guy said yes, i felt bad because i stole really cool pen from lotus minutes before haha then it was "have you ever looked at another man's wife in any way you shouldn't, check 3 for me, i mean c'mon, when you see a super hott mom, you can't help but do a double take, right, so i totally failed the test. Then the guy gave a sermon and it was cold..... so me and Tina left. Well that is what has been happening lately. But i'm out, so everyone have a happy christmas if I don't update by then, but hopefully I do.
Final Thoughts:
I LOVE NEW SOCKS!! I think that if everybody, everyday had new socks, the world would be a better place. Nothing feels better than puttin on a new pair of socks, the support, the softness, the squishy feeling. You can slide around in em' or just chill, whatever you do with new socks on, it goes much better than with older socks. So if you are in a bad mood, try changing your socks, it works for me. Once I win the lottery, I will have new socks everyday, I can't wait.
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