WED_9.29.04_12:36 AM
Extra Special links this post.
[Special Link 1]<---Fun Game
[Special Link 2]<---Brave SOB
In some big news: Brandon is back from NY, woo hoo. I got to see him tonight so that was really cool. It has been a while since I have seen him. We went to Sarah's soccer game cuz I wanted to see her play. But, she didn't play at all, so me and Brandon sat and caught up during a 90 minute soccer game. I got to talk to Sarah after the game, which was the first time I had talked to her in a while. It was good to see her.
This weekend was one that sucked ass, seriously. I got raped three times and neither time did they use lubrication, so I am still sore. You can read about my raping in Madden [here]. The 2nd raping, my indoor game, you can read about [here]. The 3rd raping came in RSC's outdoor game against UCO Gold. They are a really good team and we didn't stand a decent chance against them anyways. But, the first half we did really well and held them 0-0. The 2nd half was a completely different story though. Before they completely unleashed on us, things got a little rough. During a 50-50 ball, Kurtis got pushed crazy hard, and got back in the guys face. When the ball got cleared out, as the ball cleared over #19(the guy that pushed Kurtis), I pretty much football hit him and layed him out. Well the game went on cuz no one saw it, then when the ball got back down the field we started to exchange words, as follows. #19: "Hey Number 7, why dont you do that again and see what happens" Me:"I will do it again if you get in any of my player's faces, [explicative]!" 19:"That is an automatic yellow what you did." I walk towards him and get in his face. Me: "Is it, cuz I didn't see me get one on that one. [explicative] [explicative] [explicative]! " 19: "[Explicative], what I did was fair, 50/50 [explicative]!" Me: "It was until you pushed my guy [explicative]." 19: "Whatever" Me: "Stop being a little [explicative]" Thus ensued a yellow card for both of us, but it was fun anyways. There team had a couple little bitches on their team, another guy that kept using the same joke about Cory G. "Stop eating donuts." I told him to stop because the joke wasn' funny the first nor any of the other times, but he didn't listen. Finally Genisis shut him up with this line "Well at least we have hair" Priceless, because the guy was balding, hahaha, it was awesome. But anyways, that is all the news I really have for now, o yeah, the Evolution team tied, 2-2, not bad for their first regular season game. But I gotta go, me and Cory are trying to make going to class a weekly thing, hmmm, we'll see. [You better show up Cory].
Final Thoughts:
Why hasn't someone figured out how people can Hibernate. Think about it, everybody could use a little 5 month nap. I mean, when yuo are sick, they always (they being doctors) recommend you get lots of sleep. Hibernation could probably cure cancer, right? I have been wanting to Hibernate for my whole life, that is my life long quest. Well I guess a couple of hours of sleep will suffice until then.
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THU_9.23.04_11:46 PM
Ok guys, there really isn't any new news. But I am going to Stillwater this weekend and I know I won't really feel like posting when I get back, so Instead, I thought I would give you a bunch of sweet ass links.
|Link 1|<---Funniest part of White Chicks
|Link 2|<---Crazy Ass Trees
|Link 3|<---Live Car Wreck
|Link 4|<---Damn It
|Link 5|<---Surfing Hurricanes
|Link 6|<---Maculy Culkin in OK (stoned)
Final Thoughts:
"O yeah, well once I ran over this squirrell in the middle of the road. He didn't die right then but he was limping off. I'm pretty sure he died sometime after that." Jack Black in Saving Silverman.
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WED_9.22.04_12:36 AM
Before my news, its time for MY THOUGHTS.
I was watching a commercial for choclate milk last night. This guy is riding a bike down a hill of rocks, falls of slides, flips over, nearly gets killed. When he gets to the end, he opens up his bag to show that he has.... a shooken up choclate milk. Yes, all that just to shake up his choclate milk. These people are friggin insane. There are quite a few of these commercials, but I can't think of any others right now. Either Shaking up your choclate milk needs to become part of the X-Games or these people should chill the hell out. I know, its a commercial, but people might just try some of it. Here are some cool ideas of i thought of:
1. The commercial opens with a view from the back of an adult and he is shaking the hell out of this baby, and at first you think, o shit, he is shaking a baby, real men don't shake babies!!! Then the camera comes around to the front to discover taht he is actually put the choclate milk inside a toy baby so he can both, practice shaking babies and shake up his choclate milk.
2. This skinny nerdy kid (maybe me) jumps into this moshpit at some kind of goth concert and he just gets his ass delt from left to right and all around until finally, he crawls out of the mob of people. Then he rolls over on his back and lets out a sigh of relief as he removes his choclate milk from his side pocket of his oversized black pants.
3. Somebody pulls a pin on a grenade and throws it at someone in a crowded area, that person freaks and throws it to the next one and it just keeps going like in a cartoon, then the guy that originally throws it grabs it and everyone just stares as he doesn't even blink. He just OPENS it and inside is his choclate milk, shook up from being thrown around frantically.
Anyways, you get the idea, there are prolly some other great ones. Email me at [email protected] with ideas and I'll post them.
So anyways, what is new with me you might wonder. Well actually, A LOT is new. I have plenty of big news. For starters, my job is going fantastic, I have been doing so well selling these credit apps, i have a free t-shirt, backpack, and tonight i got a free DVD, Saving Silverman (hilarious if you haven't seen it). I have been putting in some pretty decent hours, so hopefully I will be pulling down some decent bucks to SAVE. Anyways, Rose State Soccer had their first game this weekend. We played OSU-Japan in Edmond. They went to nationals last year because they are that good. In the first half it was an even game and ended at 1-0. I had a really awesome chance that I choked on, but shoulda finished, but that is ok. Until the last 8 minutes of the game, we were only down by 1. They scored 3 in 8 minutes to finish the game 4-0. Not a bad game at all, especially considering we haven't even had a chance to play together. Also that day, mine and Kurts indoor team had a game. It was the most exciting one this season. But I won't tell you about it here, you can read about in on my [Indoor Soccer Page]. Read the last game that has been updated, that was this weekends game, it ended in the last couple seconds and Kurtis almost got into a fight, read about it. Now in other really big news. Team Evo Soccer (me, Chris, and kurtis' soccer team) had a tournament this weekend. It was our first games ever this season. They had to play up an age group and they still did great. The won the first game in shootout, lost 2 games, and then lost their final game but scored enough goals to get 2nd place. 2nd place meant that we all got super sweet ass trophies. It was great. I was really proud of the kids and how well the played. At practice last night though, I had a couple of kids that decided to get mouthy w/ me, that ended quickly. I think they understand that if they have to run because I am upset, its not a good thing. I have a cool whistle now, I get to blow it when they aren't listening, pretty fun.
Anyways, that is what has been going on lately, O wait, I also won my first Madden Game, that makes me 1-1 on the season, not bad at all. But you can read about it here [Madden Page]. But anyways, I have a game this weekend in Stillwater so I get to go see Ryan on friday night, that'll be awesome, so woo hoo. But that is all for now, also me and Chris played the new Street Fighter, its friggin sweet. Welp, thats all, peace till next time. And check out link of the day, Kurt updates it each week and if you like football, its funny.
Final Thoughts:
"Oklahoma's new state slogan: 'Oklahoma, wanna get stoned with Maculy Culkin'" Nugget Nugstradomus Predcitions. (Because Maculy got pulled over in Oklahoma w/ possesion of drugs, haha).
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THU_9.16.04_12:02 AM
Inventor #5 - Sleep (There was this one guy who was tired of staying awake and being pissed off at everyone and stuff, so he was like "thats it, i'm going to sleep" and everyone else was all like "no don't, what if you never wake up" so he did and then he felt a lot better. Then everyone else did and here we are. Except the for the girls, sleeping didn't help. They were still bitchy at everyone and always mad for no reason, like a nap was going to help, psssssh)
Ok, quick lil update. I woke up this morning at like 7 to my dad saying, hey, wake up, your car got broke into. I was like WTF!!! And ran outside, clothes everywhere, and all the other shit in my car was all over our driveway. The guy also broke into my dads car and truck, and my moms car. He is a total dumbass though, he made away w/ maybe like 3 dollars in change. He only emptied our ashtrays looking for quickcash. 3 dollars isn't worth getting shot over dumb fuck, goodness! He coulda taken my checkbook, my clothes, cd's same for my parents cars, IDIOT!!! Well I just thoguth I would say that, man it pissed me the hell off. Aight, I'm out, check ya'll later.
Final Thoughts:
What made somebody drive to the middle of nowhere (my house), walk down a quarter mile of driveway, risk being eaten by a dog, or shot by crazy country folk. Just for 3 dollars? They obivously new us or our sleeping patterns of what time we get up, but who scouts a house out and jacks 3 dollars, and friggin retard, thats who.
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WED_9.15.04_12:21 AM
Great Inventor #4 - The sombrero (Originally most likely used for smuggling purposes. Why else a hat that damn big for people so small?)
First things first, time for a little ranting. Here are my list of THE worst advertising schemes running right now.
#1: I am not sure what jean company exactly, but it is Levis' i think. There is a commercial where this guy pulls a pair of pants off of a manican to buy. The rest of the commericial, THE MANICAN STALKS HIM!!! WTF, how scary is that. The manican came to life just to get his damn pants back. At the end of the commercial, the guy is asleep on his couch, and the manican is outside and comes in the front door. Most likely to kill him! Who wants a pair of jeans that comes with that kind of risk. Not me, I wouldn't even be able to take a shit without looking over my shoulder if i was wearing those jeans.
#2: Speaking of things coming to life. The new Juicyfruit Strappleberry is one pack of gum I won't buy. Here is what could happen to you. A. You are having a bday party and some Stappleberry is in the vicinity, any inanimate object can be instantly sprung to life. In the commercial, a Pinata jacks a girl up and causes all kinds of chaos at the party. B. You are doing something that once again involves an inanimate object (i.e a CPR Dummy) and it will come to life, jack your gum, and become a fugitive just to get his Starppleberry. C. You are minding your own business and your office, strolling, whistling. All of a sudden, a man, disguised as a filing cabinent jumps you just to get your strappleberry. DAAAAAAAMN. This gum is f'ing dangerous. There is no telling what people and non-people alike will do to get this damn gum. I can see myself taking a girl at on a date (thats right, i am dreaming this up) and we are about to walk into a theatre. All of a sudden, a life size, cardboard cut-out of Arnold Schwasa-don't know how to spell his name-anager (ya know the Terminator) springs to life and straight socks me out. Then the cop from T2's cardboard cutout comes outta nowhere and starts fighting him for the gum!!! How scary is that, really scary. So don't buy strappleberry unless you have some balls, and if you are going to do taht, wear the jeans that also bring shit to life. That way you can attract all kinds of crazy shit.
Ok, now for regular news, haha. I have been working a lot lately, but its fun. Tonight I sold enough credit apps to get to go to the "prize closet". Well I got this sweet ass backpack that I am going to sport everywhere. I played my first regular season madden game yesterday....and lost it also. The guy i play, a lot of people beat, but not me. I suck so much ass at this game, its crazy. Anyways, o yeah, my manager is [edit]Thanks to Becky, this part has been edited out, although upon realizing coworkers had discovered this page, i was going to edit it anyways. [edit] Well there isn't anything else to really announce, I am going to Norman again thursday, hopefully some exciting news after that. Till then, PEACE.
Final Thoughts:
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind." - Jack Handy
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SUN_9.12.04_11:50 PM
Ok, first I feel like just rambling, cuz I wanna, then I want to discuss what has been going on lately, aiiiiiiiiight.
Something that I miss: I miss going on fieldtrips, like ones that the school did. I always loved going to the zoo with my school. When you came in in the morning, you got to make cool t-shirts w/ sponges. I always made cool fight scenes between Tigers and Dolphins, maybe even throw a palm tree in for fun. And then you got to have your favorite grandparent come with you. I always brought my grandpa George cuz he was sooo cool and let me do ANYTHING. Then when you get to the zoo, you have a whole day in the hott sun and its just so miserable, but yo udon't care. Why? You get to see your favorite animals doing awesome stuff, at least that is waht you expect. You wait outside the Tiger cages for at least 30 minutes waiting for them to run around and play, but no, they just sit there and sleep. So you move onto like the monkeys maybe, and they are always doin crazy shit, their monkeys, c'mon. They are always doing stuff that you can't and you always just end up getting jealous and wishing you were a monkey. They do things like, beat off whenever they want, smell their fingers after the stick em in their own ass, eat lice off of each other, and they even get to fling their own fescies. All of this in PUBLIC, they got it made. And after you are all done walking for miles, you get to make on of those plastic animals were it molds em right in front of you, I always go the ape, they were by far the best plastic toy to get. Some of the other kids would get like a giraffe and i would have to explain how the can be takin down so easily cuz they are top heavy and will drop fast with one swift kick to the nuts. So then you start pretending that you are and ape and the other kid would be the giraffe, but i always got my ass kicked by the giraffe, it sucked. Then you get to eat sandwiches that have been sitting in a backpack all day, so they are warmed to just the right temperature....to taste like SHIT!!! And sometimes the dolphins are playing and you get to go see them, but they never do the shit the show on tv, like come over to the side and everyone is petting em, then they SPLASH everyone and its all funny, and sometimes the dolphins do like crazy flip tricks and wave. No not at my zoo, they would only get fed fish and do lazy tricks like play with a ball, I can play with a ball you dumb dolphins, goodness. But anyways, I just wanted to share my memories of zoo field trips, they were the best ones.
Now, time discuss something else, some of the greatest inventors of all time. This is going to be something that i continually add to. I start putting great inventors at the top of entries, but not everytime. Here are a few to get you started.
Great Inventor #1 - The inventor of Peach Nehi (quite possibly the greatest drink of all time)
Great Inventor #2 - The inventor of Air (without that, we'd be dead!)
Great Inventor #3 - The inventor of Post-Its (what person thought, hey we need something that sticks kinda not well and is small so you can put them on stuff, what a genius)
That is all for now.
Ok, now for what has been up with me. Well I am working now and so that sucks. I don't like working, but I guess money is nice to. I need to just win the lottery. Lets see, hmm, o yeah, Thursday night after work I went out to Joey's place and partied it up. I saw Adam and even Aimee. It was great to see her, i hadn't seen her since the end of school last year. I ran up and gave her a big hug when I saw her. Not too much was going on by the time I got there. It was nearly 12, haha. But after school on friday, me and Kurtis packed our bags and headed to stillwater. We went to Oarnge Peel with Ryan, Ashlie, Tasha, Nate, and two other girls. The concert was pretty friggin sweet. Jim Bruer came out first (goat boy off of SNL) and he was soo damn funny. Then another band that wasn't very good. Then finally Incubus. They were so awesome live, one of the best I have heard. I only wish that I could've had field tickets. Its hard to rock out in the stands, but we did the best we could. I wanted to rock like I do in my room: Bounce around, head-bang really hard, sing bad, and run into shit. But I couldn't o well. They played almost all of their best songs, and even a few good ones that I hadn't heard. They played Megalomaniac just for this Pastor that lead the revolt against them coming to Stillwater. They were supposed to keep the concert pg-13 so they dedicated that song to the Pastor ("You're no Jesus, yeah, You're no fucking Elvis"). After the sweet ass concert, we went back to Ryans and got our DRINK on. I also, well, I was more than drunk. I started doing a pretty impressive Baby Stewart (from MAD TV) and I also thought I was in war, and that I was a Velociraptor, not a bad evening at all. Well it was a great time and I just hope everyone else had as much fun as I did. Also, my soccer team won, you can read all about it on my [Indoor Page]. Hope everyone had an exciting weekend too. Anyways, I gotta run. Hopefully I can update other sections of my webpage soon.
Final Thoughts:
"Yaaaaay, I'm not drunk!" Nate Terril, very intoxicated
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WED_9.8.04_9:50 PM
This is quite possibly the earliest post I have made thus far. It has been a long time since I've posted, sorry, I have been crazy busy. I went to the Lake Tenkiller for Labor Day. Ashlie and Tasha came 2, it was a good time. I hadn't seen them in a while it seems, so that was fun. The lake was a good time, and me and Ryan enjoyed a little game of "throw each other off of the jet ski by doing stupid stuff". One of my favorites, trust me. Well anyways, school is actually a little tough, no, wait. My Calc II class is kicking my ass, everything else is pretty easy. We have like 135 problems assigned everyday, its friggin nuts. I also have a job now, I start tommorow, which sucks. I may have to miss the Inucubus concert just for work...LAME. I have been looking forward to this concert soooo much, it sucks. This job is going to make me have no time available for ANYTHING. It is totally going to suck, but then I think about why I am saving money. Next year I will be chizillin up in Stillwater w/ Ryan, and so working isn't that bad.
Me and Kurtis went and visited Ryan last week, it was pretty cool. His place is bad ass, and 2 of his roomates seem cool. We partied it up in his suite with a bunch of people i didn't know (and aparetnly neither did he). It was a great time, and, I have to put this on here: Kurtis got wasted and spent a couple hours prayin to the porcelain god (puking in the toilet). It was great, since when this happened to me, i got drawn on, it seemed only right to do the same to him. I didn't even have to say anything, Ryan seized the moment immideatly. He drew a big PENIS on Kurt's face, haha, it was great.
Some other big news, me, Kurtis, Chris are coaching a little kids soccer team. They are under our will, we are going to mold them into little superstarts, if we have the time. Its pretty cool though, dealing with kids is tough, but a great experience. Also, our madden league starts this weekend, so that will be neat. (i am a nerd now, how sad eh?) But if you wanna some funny crap, here is the [SVGA Commercials] we made for the league. They are pretty funny, I mean, you gotta remember who is staring in it, me and Kurtis, so just let loose and enjoy.
Well last night I got pulled over by a cop, and for a good reason this time. I ran a stop sign right in front of him, like a dumb ass. But he used Jedi mind Tricks to make me do it. I thought the intersection was a 2-way and i had to just roll on through, WRONG. But that is ok, the cop used some un-suttle sarcasm to let me know of my mistake. Anyways, my schedule just seems to get more and more loaded. I have soccer practices for Rose 2 days a week, practices for my little kids 2 other days a week, class everyday, 3 soccer games a weekend (PTP, Rose, and Evolution), I have SVGA games on sundays, and then I am now starting a job, its NUTS, i just wanna choke all of them out. But like P Diddy says: "You can't just choke all your problems. This takes hard work. If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwhich, and have sex all f'in day. And then I'd dress up as a clown and suprise kids at school. And then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theatre and just wait, until somebody sat in it, here a squish, that's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kind of time. " The words of a very, very wise man. Its from Chapelle's Show, in case you were wondering. One more thing on while I think about it. Have you seen the new Juicy Fruit Snappleberry commerical. The one where the CPR dummy becomes alive and a fugitive. Its straight, SCARY!!! Here is just a litte bit just for fun.
Reasons Why I can't wait to get old.
1. I get to have my own place and buy all kinds of usless shit.
2. I get to start wearing diapers again.
3. Since I am wearing diapers, I never have to get up, you know.
4. I can pass gas in public, and no one can say anything.
5. The coveted Senior Citizen Discount. Need I say more.
Now for some Jokes
A man goes to heaven and on his way to the gates, he notices that there are millions and millions of clocks all set to different times.
When he gets to St. Peter, he asks him what the clocks are for. St. Peter replies: "They are Lie Clocks, everytime someone lies, they move a little bit."
"Who's is that?" questions the man. "Mother Theresa's, its still at 12 o'clock because she never lied," responded Peter. "And that one?" asks the man as he points to another. "Abraham Lincolin's, its at 12:02, he only lied twice."
Looking around and curious, the man asks, "where is John Kerry's clock?" "O the lord has that in his office, he uses it as a ceiling fan."
VOTE BUSH 2004
There is a flood in this little town, the worst they have ever had. The town has been asked to evacuate everyone until the flooding stops. One man is leaving on a small fishing boat and he notices a neighbor of his sitting on the roof of his house reading the bible. "The flooding is only going to get worse, the water is going to keep rising. Jump on in the boat with me and lets get outta here." "No thanks, I've already talked to the lord and he assured me he is going to take care of me." The man sees there is no convincing him otherwise and leaves.
Later the police come by on their boat and notice the man still on his roof. "The town is too be evacuated sir, hop in the boat with us and lets go." "No thanks, I've already talked to the lord and he has assured me he is going to take care of me, go on." The cops realize he isn't coming down and continue on.
Eventually a man on a log comes by and notices the man. By this time, the water is almost completely cover the roof and is at the man's ankles. "Come on man, lets get outta here, you won't last much longer." "No thanks, the lord is going to take care of me, trust me." So the man and his log rid on off. Shortly after the man is sweeped away by the flood and drowns.
When he gets to heaven the man asks, "Lord, i put all my faith in you and you still let me drown. I thought you said you were going to take care of me."
"I sent you 2 boats, and a log, what more did you want!"
Final Thoughts:
Vote Kerry for President...OF FRANCE VOTE BUSH 04' (a bumper sticker i saw).
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