This week, I�ve got one burning question on my mind�ok several�and I don�t even really have good phrasing for the first one. There�s this genre of film that I really enjoy and I don�t know what the hell the genre is called. So, I�m gonna list some movies that fall into it and I want you all to email me and tell me what you think it should be called � or what it is called, just so I know. Ooh�and I can even make this into a list of my favorite films in this �genre� � this is my top 5�
1) Rushmore
2) The Royal Tenenbaums
3) Welcome to the Dollhouse
4) The Dangerous Lives of Alterboys
5) The Virgin Suicides
You know�they�re all funny�but generally sad, with great soundtracks and a 70�s feel. What the fuck is that called? There�s has to be a name for it I mean, Christ! There�s tons of movies like that! What are they called?!?
Next question: Underware. Ok � so it may be established by now that I loves the Underoos. Who doesn�t? I have the spidey ones � which I wear frequently (when I was a kid it was Wonder Woman � but that�s cause I didn�t know any better), Lou-cifer used to sport the Batman ones, and Tommy Timebomb�heh�heh�(must control laughter)�heh�heh�(Ok�cannot control laughter)�bwwwaahahahhahahhah�.used to wear�hehe�the AQUAMAN ones!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Fag! Ummm�anyway. No seriously we all wear/wore Underoos. (I hear Tom still keeps his around for �special� occaisions.) No�umm�hehe�for real�Love the Underoos! But um�yeah�so umm�wouldn�t it be great to be able to purchase comic book underthings now as adults? Well, it sounds stupid when I say it like that, but it would for real! I mean, couldn�t they get Victoria�s Secret or someone to put em out? Speaking personally, I�d be proud to to sport White Queen designs or Invisible Woman ones!�what about Scarlet Fever or Lady Rawhide? WHAT ABOUT FREAKIN� ELEKTRA???? I mean damn it guys! Get it together! I�m sick of the same shit! Don�t force me to use fine creative energy on putting together my own outfits! Make them for me! I�m lazy! And also, I�d like to see something in a nice Daredevil or Wolverine for the boys. So get crackin�!
Next! Kitten-babies! Who do I contact about government testing? Who does the cloning and all that shit? Cause I was thinking�I�d like to have kitten babies. I don�t mean that I want to purchase cloned kittens, I mean, I want to actually produce kitten babies! Like as in I would like to give birth to a half-man, half-feline child. See�I was thinking, that seeing as we�re all descended from apes and apes aren�t snuggly (funny but not snuggly), wouldn�t it be great to then have a race descended from kitties? It would be the cutest race of humans ever! I�d love to have a child with cute little pointy ears and fur and most especially - tails. Maybe they could even purr! Wouldn�t that be great? Cutest kid ever! Maybe Cheetah would be the way to go�they�re extra quick and dexterous and have that great eyeliner! Cutest kids ever! If anyone governmental is reading this, I am volunteering my uterus. Drop me a line!
Ok. Last but not least�What the hell is with you people? See, I know people to go to this site and read shit like this here, but why is it that we get NO feedback. I mean, granted, I�m not a big-signer of guestbooks, poster on message boards�blah, blah, blah�but damn people! Me & Tommy have about had it with your apathy! Do you think we suck? Do you think we rock? What the fuck is it with you people? We don�t get why you have such a goddamn problem with feedback! I look at all these other websites � and they�re readers give feedback! All most too much feedback! Us? Nothin! I mean, our page views fucking triple and for some unknown reason, you guys are quieter than ever. Do we not give you enough to talk about, think about, love or hate? If I don�t see an increase in feedback soon, you�re gonna be reading headlines about US in the paper: WRITERS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE DUE TO APATHETIC AUDIENCE. Even Lou-cifer isn�t this apathetic � and that�s saying a lot!
That�s it for today. Sorry for the last rant, we�re lonely, lonely people with no friends. Email Me.