| �5 Good Reasons Why I�m Angry I Wasn�t Born In the Marvel Universe� by Daisy Holzapfel 5. Daredevil � Super-heightened senses & great agility � ALRIGHT! I�ve seen many men get �lost� in a dark bedroom�I tend to believe that Matty�s one cutie who I wouldn�t have to worry about. And � then there�s that whole thing where he�s all extra hot lookin�� 4. Reed Richards � He�s uber smart�and�uh�malleable (hehe�)!! Better watch out Sue! I�m tiny & blonde too! 3. Wolverine � The comic world�s answer to Mike Ness - how could I leave him off the list? I mean, come on people, even square chicks that don�t read comics think he�s hot. Guys that hot, make stupid words come out of my mouth though, that�s why he isn�t #1. 2. Quicksilver � And I quote: �possesses superhuman strength primarily in his lower body�and the speed at which his brain processes information is heightened to a level commensurate with his bodily speed.� So here we got a guy who�s not only got high endurance and lower body strength, BUT also whose fluids replenish themselves extra fast. Nice. But my favorite thing about him is his intolerance of people who just can�t ever seem get to the fucking point. I dated someone like Quicksilver once. It was cool. 1. The Fenris Twins � Ok. There�s just something terribly dirty and wrong about these two�and I love it. Decadent Euro-trash blonde siblings � how great is that?! I think they should go into porn. Yes! Fenris porn would be the bestest ever! Actually, I wish I could teleport them here�now�right now�immediately. ***Note to self: Email people at Marvel and beg for Fenris porn, once every morning and every evening until the give in. (What? Everybody else there gets a movie, I�m just suggesting that they aim this one at a slightly different audience.) I mean, I can already think of a bunch of different marketable items to go along with it too� |
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