They Found The Rock N Roll Truckstop Site
1. pregnancy comics
2. how to be a better girlfriend
3. tremor Pringles
4. ice cream el duce
5. throwing up blood drunk
6. timothy olyphant fucking
7. how to cure being lazy
8. what to do if your girlfriend is a stupid bitch
9. sounds like in the jungle the mighty jungle song
10. listen to the song thats what friends are for
Hottest Guys in Comics
1. Joe Madureira
2. Neil Gaiman
3. Jimmy Palmiotti
4. Joe Quesada
5. Garth Ennis
Best Love Matches by Zodiac Sign
1. Taurus
2. Capricorn
3. Cancer
4. Scorpio
5. Virgo
People I�d Hang Out With If I Were Famous
1. Kate Hudson
2. Lenny Kravitz
3. Jason Swartzman
4. Snoop Dog
5. Traci Lords
Favorite Buffy Episodes
1. Band Candy
2. Primeval
3. Passion
4. I Only Have Eyes For You
5. Life Serial
Favorite Clothing Companies
1. Baby Phat
2. Bebe
3. Forever 21
4. Rampage
5. Altamont Records
Most Impressive All-Around Bands
1. The Claymores
2. The Science Fiction Idols
3. Teen Idols
4. Lillingtons
5. The Shakedowns
Favorite CD�s For Intimate Moments
1. �Bark Like A Dog� � Screeching Weasel
2. �Black Market Music� - Placebo
3. �Stations of the Crass� - Crass
4. The Doors (s/t)
5. Tommy & The Lovetribe (no title)
Favorite Low Budget Flicks
1. Disgusteen
2. Limb From Limb
3. Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
4. Brawlin� Broads
5. Preacherman
Songs That Make Me Wanna Shake My Ass
1. �Get Down On It� � Kool & The Gang
2. �Give It To Me Baby� � Rick James
3. �Get Busy� � Sean Paul
4. �Tide Is High� - Blondie
5. �Pop Muzik� � M
Movies That Make Me Get All Gooey
1. Velvet Goldmine
2. Cruel Intentions
3. Detroit Rock City
4. The Loveless
5. Clay Pigeons
Great Books
1. Desolation Angels
2. Rotten: No Blacks, No Dogs, No Irish
3. One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest
4. Bruce Camble: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
5. The Wilding of America
People Who Ruin Movies
1. Al Pacino
2. Robin Williams
3. Halle Barry
4. Danny Devito
Favorite Quotes I've Heard in Person
1. �I wish every one was retarded that way I could bring myself to humor everybody.�
2. �These people think they are going to change the world but in
reality they just a bunch of filthy alcoholics.�
3. �I've seen better ass tricks.�
Best Super Powers to Have in Real Life
1. Shape Shifting
2. Super strength
3. Invisibility
4. Intangibility
5. Mind Reading
Best Band Logos
1. Misfits
2. Ramones
3. Screeching Weasel
4. Stray Cats
5. The Vandals
Best Non-superhero Comic Books
1. Dork
2. Milk and Cheese
3. Stray Bullets
4. Hate
Great Things People Don't Appreciate
1. The Mighty Max cartoon
2. Pocket Monsters the toys
3. Those plastic guns that shoot little discs
4. Rubber Bands
5. Taco Bell's Spicy Jack Sauce
6. Yoo-Hoo
Shockingly Good Movies
1. Arlington Road
2. Total Recall
3. The Iron Giant
4. Corkey Romano
5. From Dusk Til� Dawn
Best Movie Villains
1. Darkness (from Legend)
2. Bullseye (from DareDevil)
3. The Leather Face Family (from the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
4. Joker (from Bat Man Beyond: Return of the Joker)
Groundhog Stuff
1. I've seen them climb trees
2. I was once chased by one, it was very scary
3. Are called Whistle Pigs
4. Might have the oddest holiday of all
5. Are actually pretty damn useless, just like most people
Most Dateable Movie Chicks
1. Rene Zellwigger (Love & A .45)
2. Jennifer Connelly � (Career Opportunities)
3. Joey Lauren Adams � (Chasing Amy)
4. Mary Elizabeth Masterson � (Some Kind of Wonderful)
5. Thora Birch � (Ghost World)
Advantages Marvel has over DC
1. Spider-man
2. Truckload o� mutants
3. Marvel movies
4. Captain America: The Sentinel of Liberty
5. Marvel hero�s hang out in New York, not phony-balony Gotham or Metropolis
Advantages DC has over Marvel
1. Justice League International, funniest comic not written by a guy named Dorkin
2. Truckload of Golden Age heroes
3. Martian Manhunter
4. Batman: Schizophrenic Billionaire
5. Unlike Marvel�s New York, you can still smoke in Gotham & Metropolis bars
Favorite Stand-up Comic Acts
1. David Cross � The Pride Is Back
2. Dennis Leary � No Cure For Cancer
3. Chris Rock � Bring the Pain
4. Louis Black � (first Comedy Central Special)
5. Dave Attel � Skanks for the Memories
Albums that Induce a Dog-Chasing-His-Tail Like Frenzy in Me
1. Teen Idols � s/t
2. Riverdales � s/t
3. Riverdales � Storm the Streets
4. Crumbs � s/t
5. Lillingtons � Death by Television
Favorite Bars/Clubs
1. The Next Decade
2. Gooski�s
3. The Grog Shop
4. 31st Street Pub
5. Dee�s Caf�
Favorite Beers
1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Yuengling
3. Rolling Rock
4. Killian�s Red
5. Iron City
Things That Scare the Crap Out of Me
1. Bees, wasps, hornets (any flying, stinging insect)
2. The thought of paying back my student loans
3. The later-workings of David Lynch�s mind
4. Asking a girl out for the first time
5. The future
Reasons the year 2003 sucks
1. Still no teleportation
2. Still no �cool� robots
3. Still no flying cars
4. Still no laser guns
5. Still no teleporting, flying robot dogs with laser eyes!
Artists to Listen to Before Going Out For an Evening of Mischief
1. Dead Boys
2. Johnny Cash
3. The Queers
4. Motorhead
5. The Misfits
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