She was two when The Stray Cats' "Built for Speed" was released and 20 when Gene Vincent started talking to her in the dream state. She hates this magazine (along with a lot of other stuff) with a passion. Daisy had one near heart attack at 15 and says," I smoke 2 packs a day, drink one pot of coffee per day...What? I missed the Ultimatics show last night??!!! Shit. I was supposed to take pictures for the website! Fuck! Then fuck the whole thing! I Quit."
Tom finally achieved his dream of appearing on The Mickey Mouse Club as a Mouseketeer, but blew it when he showed up an hour late, drunk on Iron City Beer & rubbing alcohol. Mickey, furious at Tom's unprofessional & unwholesome behavior, fired him on the spot. The argument soon escalated - ending with Mickey being slashed with a broken beer bottle. Since that shameful day, the only people dispicable enough to endure a man of Tom's lowly ilk, is the staff of The Rock n Roll Truckstop...honest.
Louie, was raised in a Harlem slum (which is where he acquired all his political beliefs & learned how to throw up a "BLOOD" sign). When not throwing up "BLOOD" signs, he enjoys throwing up on the floor of The 31st Street Pub. Likes: nothing, except for maybe necrophiliac activities. Dislikes: everthing, with the exception of Rudy the Monkey Dog. He plays for the apperantly famous "Shakin' Shadows".
Watch out - he's wiley!
We found Mikey cold & hungry outside a Mike Ness show, about a year ago. So, we brought him home, fed him, had him fixed, snuck him into a bar or two & our little boy is all grown up now. He's tough & mean & likes to say the word "Fuck" whenever possible. A member of a kick ass pop-punkish type band, The Atomic Disasters, and now a show promoter, They grow up so fast these days. Mikey has shown a stong interest in members of the opposite sex, so we let him go steady now, or he'd do it behind our backs anyway. Mikey, we love you son, please come home. Please?