DEEP THOUGHT OF THE WEEK
9/30--"Saddham Hussein has a lot of problems. Immortality isn't one of them." --Bush Sr.
11/10 As I bit into the nectarine it had a crisp juicyness about it that was very pleasurable--until I realized that it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!!!
11/17 Probably the first flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
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