Category: RPS
Author: Puddle
Pairing: Monaboyd
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Billy has a bad day.
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Billy gets his very first ticket on the way to work and the officer doesn't know what people look like after being awake for only ten minutes from a sleep that was only four hours long, so Billy has to go through an alcohol test and a car search too, and when he gets to work an hour late, he's feeling the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Dom barely talks to him that morning because Elijah is taking up all his attention, and Billy had no breakfast and won't get a break for four hours and has to shoot battle footage in a big boring blue room without Dom, and it is indeed turning out to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Pete yells at Billy for several things, including the tardiness, the bags under his eyes, the energy level and the stubble, and Billy meanders off to his trailer for the tea break thinking somebody will come in because somebody always comes in but today nobody comes in and Billy's very lonely and it's definitely a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Billy finishes his scenes and his feet weren't shot, he's positive, even though he got yelled at for that in the morning too because he was yelled at for everything, and Billy wanders back to his trailer again and it's dark outside and drizzly and Dom and Elijah haven't been seen for hours and Billy is looking forward to the end of this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
There's a little lump of something in Billy's throat as he sits there, alone, getting de-hobbitized, and he's not sure what it is, but it definitely has something to do with Elijah and Dom and possibly badgers, but he's not too sure about the badgers, and anyway just thinking about the lump in his throat alone and whatever the hell it was that caused it is enough to justify this being a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Sean comes in just as Billy is leaving and tells him things like, "Hey Billy, we missed you today," and, "Jeez, you know, Lijah's been annoying the crap out of Dom," and when Billy says how do you know, Sean answers, "'Cuz Lijah's junked up on caffeine and Dom kept wondering where you were in that Hello,-my-name-is-BillyandDom,-but-I'm-missing-my-other-half way, y'know?" which makes Billy feel a little bit of alright, but then he falls flat on his face three steps out of his trailer and it's still a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Dom laughs at him for tripping, of course, and Billy screams and tackles Dom to the ground straight away, and they wrestle on the wet pavement and then get up and while Billy's brushing the dirt off his sleeves and shirt and pants, Dom hugs the bejeezus out of Billy and says, "Billy, I had the most fucking terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, so let's hop over to your place, make a fire, grab a blanket and have hot tea, yeah?" and Billy agrees quite readily, wondering if Dom simply slipped up when he referred to blanket in the singular, and even if Billy�d had a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad day, he'll forget about it in an hour or so when Dom will beg to do Billy's hair and beg to make biscuits and beg to play Trivial Pursuit and beg to kiss Billy, on the lips, and Billy will gladly oblige Dom everything he asks for and consequently have a wonderful, terrific, fan-fucking-tastic, very good evening.
