Subject: WISCONSIN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART


 
   60 above 
   Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. 
   Wisconsin people sunbathe. 
 
   50 above 
   New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. 
   Wisconsin people plant gardens. 
 
   40 above 
   Italian cars won't start. 
   Wisconsin people drive with the windows down. 
 
   32 above 
   Distilled water freezes. 
   Lake Michigan's water gets thicker. 
 
   20 above 
   Californians shiver uncontrollably. 
   Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it 
   gets cold. 
 
   15 above 
   New York landlords finally turn on the heat. 
   Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt. 
 
   0 - 
   Californians fly away to Mexico. 
   Wisconsin people lick a flagpole. 
 
   20 below 
   People in Miami cease to exist. 
   Wisconsin people get out their winter coats. 
 
   40 below 
   Hollywood disintegrates. 
   Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door 
   to door. 
 
   60 below 
   Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. 
   Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" 
   classes until it gets cold enough. 
 
   80 below 
   Mt. St. Helen's freezes. 
   Wisconsin people rent some videos. 
 
   100 below 
   Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 
   Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't 
   thaw the keg. 
 
   297 below 
   Microbial life survives on dairy products. 
   Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold 
   hands. 
 
   460 below 
   ALL atomic motion stops. 
   Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 
 
   500 below 
   Hell freezes over. 
   The Minnesota Vikings  win the Super Bowl.