You Might Be From Wisconsin If........

>>1. You define Summer as three months of bad sledding.
>>2. Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
>>3. Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
>>4. You refer to the Packers as we.
>>5. At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm.
>>6. You can make sense out the words up nort and Trivers.
>>7. You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
>>8. You can identify a Michigan accent..
>>9. You know what cow-tipping is.
>>10. You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike.
>>11. Down South to you means Chicago.
>>12. Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.
>>13. The Big Three means Miller, Old Milwaukee & Pabst Blue Ribbon .
>>14. A brat is something you eat.
>>15. You were offended by the movie Fargo.
>>16. You know that Eau Claire is not something you eat .
>>17. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
>>18. You consider Madison exotic.
>>19. You got a passport to go to Minnesota.
>>20. Your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers .
>>21. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>22. You've seen a hodag.
>>23. You know that Gotham is a real city.
>>24. You can actually pronounce Oconomowoc.
>>25. You know what a bubbler is.
>>26. The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do.
>>27. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.
>>28. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
>>29. A Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.
>>30. You go out for fish fry every Friday.
>>31. You go to work in a snowsuit in the morning & return home wearing shorts.
>>32. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving.
>>33. Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive in a giant beer mug.
>>34. Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July.
>>35. You know how to polka.
>>36. You drink soda and refer to your dad as pop.
>>37. Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans & a baseball cap.
>>38. You tried to tap the Worlds Largest Six Pack.
>>39. You were unaware there is a legal drinking age.
>>40. You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August.
>>41. You have caught a fish in Lake Michigan and it glowed in the dark.
>>42. You define swimming season as Labor Day weekend..
>>43. Your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost .
>>44. You know where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it
>>45. You have more fishing poles than teeth.
>>46. You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend.
>>47. You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.
>>48. You only know three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup
>>49. You design you Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
>>50. You've seen mosquitoes with landing lights
>>51. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car
>>52. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard
>>53. You enjoy driving in the winter because the potholes fill in with snow
>>54. Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie
>>55. You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car
>>56. The local paper covers major headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports
>>57. At least twice a year, your kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant
>>58. Your most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun
>>59. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof
>>60. You think the start of deer season is a national holiday
>>61. You head south to go to your cottage
>>62. You know which leaves make good toilet paper
>>63. You find 0 degrees a little chilly
>>64. The trunk of you car doubles as a deep freezer
>>65. You play hockey outdoors 10 months a year
>>66. Your hometown buys a Zamboni when they need a bus
>>67. You know what to do with a Blatz
>>68. You actually understand these jokes