| (2/25) Local moron alleges he's never heard of yahoo.com, then lies about it |
| EDITOR's NOTE: this conversation has been edited for grammar, spelling and insignificant information pertaining to a certain someone's infatuation with Civil War movies/memerobilia. sammyboi4: hey i found this really cool website sammyboi4: its really useful..for looking for stuff sammyboi4: www.yahoo.com Mermaid746: no, sam, you didn't "find" this very common web site that everyone and their mom already goes to sammyboi4: what? sammyboi4: are you serious? sammyboi4: ok how about www.google.com sammyboi4: its sorta the same thing sammyboi4: but i think better Mermaid746: yahoo? its not a secret Mermaid746: are you kidding me? Mermaid746: you better be kidding me sam sammyboi4: huh? sammyboi4: you know about google, too? sammyboi4: wow...the internet is so much easier now, i wonder why i never knew about these sites before Mermaid746: not only does everyone and their mom go to google, but their aunts and grandpappy go there too sammyboi4: well someone should have told me Mermaid746: sam, there's a direct google search on hereandnow.com sammyboi4: no there isnt Mermaid746: how did you used to find web sites? Mermaid746: how did you do research? Mermaid746: yeah there is sammyboi4: i dunno...word of mouth? Mermaid746: its on the same line as pH on hereandnow, just on the left side sammyboi4: wow....would you look at that.... sammyboi4: well i had no idea. Mermaid746: me and shitty are rolling on the floor with laughter right now sammyboi4: yeah because youre so gullible? Mermaid746: well im glad youre enlightened sammyboi4: seriously now sammyboi4: you thought i had never heard of yahoo/google? Mermaid746: so you have? Mermaid746: or is this a cover-up? sammyboi4: how would anybody that hasnt been living in a cave not heard of yahoo or google sammyboi4: even my non-english speaking mom knows what yahoo is sammyboi4: and she doesnt even know how to turn a computer on Mermaid746: hahahahah sammyboi4: i cant beleive you thought i was serious Mermaid746: i wouldn't put anything past you sam sammyboi4: well i am saving this conversation sammyboi4: because its quite amusing Mermaid746: but now i have alot of good stuff writen on this convo to put on my profile that will make you seem like a moron end transmission |
| EVANSTON (AP)_ Below is the AIM transcript of a conversation between Daily Northwestern women's basketball writing partners Ariel Alexovich and Sam Hong. FIrst Hong tried to fool Alexovich into thinking he had never heard of a popular seach engine, then he brought his own mom into the mix. The public's response to his has so far been a shake fo the head (for Sam's lack of anythign better to do), followed by a more pronounced and saddened shake of the head (For Ariel's gullibil-ity...) |
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| Above, Sam Hong, who has heard of all the popular search engines, you know like google, hotbot, lycos...and so on. Below, is Ariel, AKA Gay Mermaid, or a very bad duplicate of her likeness (or good, depending on how you want to look at it). Anyways I don't exactly know what she's made out of but I'm sure it isn't any kind of precious metal. PHOTOS COURTESY OF GOOGLE IMAGES |