| (1/23)Gample Apprehends Carmen Sandiego |
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| EVANSTON, Ill. (AP)_ The unthinkable has just happened. Local coach John David Gample caught longtime fugitive Carmen Sandiego late last night. "Yeah, I caught that slut," Gample said. "That whore always eluded me." Gample caught Sandiego by mistaking her for a young Asian Evanston local boy. "I had to first get the loot and then the warrant," Gample said. "Fucken' pain in the ass." |
| (Above) Coach John Gample addresses local media by victoriously posing on a truck in downtown Evanston. COURTESY MATT COZZA (Bottom) Carmen Sandiego being led away by the FBI. (AP) |
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| (1/24) Daily 1835 Promises Full Coverage of Hinman Formal |
| Hinman's 2002 coaches getting together for a picture in last year's formal. COURTESY SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW |
| The Daily 1835 promises its loyal readers extended coverage of the Hinman Formal on January 25, 2003 at the Sears Tower. Hopefully this year, there will be no more bright red shirts worn by drunken half-turkish men. |