| Team Gample Thinks Alcohol is the Key to Victory | |||||||
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| Coach John David Gample insisted his team was studying. Team Busch Lite joined them for the bus ride. (COURTESY RICH YAE) | |||||||
| EVANSTON, Ill. (AP)_ With such a long break between matches for Team Gample, the decision with what to do with its time has been tough. Coach Gample was heard saying, "I feel that my team is rather confused at this point. Some of them have been wondering whether enough alcohol has been consumed, and yet other players feel that not enough 310-1 stuff has been looked over. I mean, the playbooks are just collecting dust in most of the players' rooms." Still, despite the Coach's repeated efforts to incite motivation among his players, they feel they have a better plan. One member of the team was heard saying, "Yeah, I think I'm gonna train hard early on today, but the rest of the night will be spent in frivolous pursuit of a caps game." |
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