| (1.29)Boba and Miller Lite hold caucuses; Li and Kim fight to go against Collins |
| EVANSTON, Ill. (AP)__ The Boba Party held its caucus earlier today, announcing that local professional model/bodybuilder Andrew Kim, and Area MENSA coordinator Newton Li will be running against each other in the February 9 primary. The Boba Party's only major opposition party, the Miller Lite Party, also held its caucus today, selecting Nicholas Collins (former US ambassador to Tapas Barcelona located on Chicago and Davis) as its undisputed nominee for the March general election. Both Li and Kim will be seeking the services of highly esteemed campaign manager Stan "Stanimal" Wong. Whoever fails to snag Wong will be forced to employ local gambler Hyuk Lee as manager. "Yeah, this is pretty exciting," Kim said as he campaigned (ate stir-fry) at the 1835 Hinman dining hall. "But not as exciting as your mom was last night." |
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