"We just didn't understand how the game was played" explained dissapointed Team Drews coach Charlie Drews. "Our time spent reading the rulebook and meeting with the referee beforehand was worthless."
This lack of knowledge was evident, as Team Drews players wandered aimlessly about the field for the duration of the match.
"We may be able to turn our luck around for our final game of the season on friday," says Coach Drews. "The referee has decided to allow open rulebooks during play."