| Scandal marks return of Daily 1835 |
| Evanston, Ill. -- Co-Editor Sam Hong recently revived the Daily 1835 (a once popular news site among former Hinman residents and their friends), but Mr. Hong reportedly fabricated a 'top ten' list in order to attract new readers and bring back old subscribers to the struggling e-news source. The list, titled "Top 10 Newsmakers of 1835 Hinman History," was first published on January 25th with the number ten, nine, and eight Top Newsmakers. The next day, the following 3 Top Newsmakers were published, leaving off at number five, presumably to keep readers on the edge of their seats in anticipation for the final four. There is speculation that Mr. Hong intended to update three more within the next day, and then proceed to leave readers unfulfilled by holding off on number one. "I'm apalled by Sam's deceptive tactics to lure in readers and keep them coming back for more. He's such a tease," stated Adam Sedrowski, an avid Daily 1835 reader. Sedrowski then looked down at the ground and repeated under his breath, "Such a tease." News of the scandal (already dubbed "Biggest Scandal of the Century So Far") broke when (continued next column) |
| Mr. Hong asked co-editor Matt Cozza for advice on what the rest of the top ten list should include. Here is the now infamous conversation, that could permanently damage Mr. Hong's journalistic integrity: **************************************** mcooker24: i dotn kwo what else to write mpc t e: so you dont have the top ten planned out? mcooker24: no mcooker24: :-( mcooker24: i was gonn make it upa s i go **************************************** When translated into correct English, it is apparent that Mr. Hong intentionally misled the public. "Such deception will not be tolerated," commented Daily 1835 co-editor Matt Cozza, while writing this fake article. |
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| Co-Editor Sam Hong also repeatedly misled the public by claiming to have been sliding down the stairs in this picture. It was actually just a camera trick. MATT COZZA/DAILY 1835 |
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