"It looks like we are going to have to identify some quotes, and then write several paragraphs explaining them," Coach Cozza said with some hesitancy.
His match today seems to have come out of nowhere and caught the team by surprise. There is much doubt regarding how much Team Cozza actually knows about golf. Some of the players were still rather hyped up about today's game.
"I think since we aren't really good at golf, we will just take the clubs and beat the shit out of the other team," said Team Cozza captain Mario Van Peebles (aka Solo). "That way, at least they can't win."
Coach Cozza seemed to have no coherent theory of how to approach today's showdown at the links.
"I just am going to pretend I'm Rambo and see where that gets me," said the right, more creative side of Coach Cozza's brain. The left side of his brain seemed to be in some state of delirium and was not available for comment.