| (1/12)Sexiest Coach Alive Loves Foreign Objects in His Bodily Orifices |
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| Above: Coach Sedrowski, coyly penetrating himself. (AP) |
| By Hal Speedmaster Daily Staff Writer Coach Sedrowski added to his aura of homosexual mystery, or not so mystery, by revealing to the Daily 1835 that he often likes to put foreign objects in his bodily orifices. "Last year, I stuck a pencil in my ear, true story." Sedrowski said. "The only problem was the eraser came off inside my ear. I panicked and screamed like a girl. Then i tried to wash it out. I tried to pull it out with tweezers but nothing worked. Eventually I had to call health services and have them help me out." Health services met Coach Sedrowski at the door to the clinic with their ear removal kit. "They stuck this little metal rods into my ear," Sedrowski said, "And that felt soooooo good, better than when I do it." They quickly removed the eraser from his ear and told him to take more care in the future while practicing 'Shin-Shi Shin-Shi." |
| Above: The culprit. Health services advised Sedrowski to only penetrate himself with sterilized objects. |