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| Year 11: We went to the beach during the summer holidays where we went for fish and chips and we did all kinds of stuff. We then went for a swim cos it was really hot! Silly Pooja forgot her bathers that day and really wanted to go for a swim.. We're then joking around going, "go in your clothes!" Then of course Pooja took us seriously and what do ya know.. she hops in the water in her lovely brown top and jeans! I'm also pretty sure she had something to go to after that! Wonder what her parents thought! Pooja.. you nutcase! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Year 10: Tony is jokingly harrassing the girls as he always likes to do (Silly boy!).. He was holding on to Andrea's wrists as Mrs Cameron walks past.. all of a sudden she screams, "UNHAND HER, UNHAND HER RIGHT NOW!". It was fully scary, she's a pretty freaky woman..both of them were fully blushing! Needless to say Tony still does it, he never learns! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Year 8: *Jackie reads a line from Macbeth*: "Was hope drunk wherein you dressed yourself?", Linda then randomly says, "Did you say John Wayne?!", then the funny thing was, in year 10 last year, they were watching "Dead Poets Society", where a guy said, "Can you imagine John Wayne as Macbeth?".. They totally cracked it!.. The rest of the class were wondering what the hell they were going on about!..hehehe!.. i wasn't there but that's about how it went anyway! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| In year 9 photography class Catherine wanted to ask her teacher Mrs Bay something. Unfortunately, when Catherine called her, she confused Mrs Gull their year 9 teacher with her, so she yelled out, "Mrs Gay!" thank god the teacher didn't hear that! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Year 11: Me and Catherine are talking about pets. Catherine is talking about her dog Lucky to me. She says "My dog lifts his head up above the window and thinks no one can see him", then suddenly Penny walks up to us and goes, "Are you talking about an ostrich?!" Penny.. you random! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Shreejays birthday party, 24/11/04: Shreejay decided to take us to an Indian resteraunt for his belated 16th birthday party. Things were looking good when we all walked in and we were all dressed gorgeously for the occasion. We were sitting there all good at our seats until we started eating the food. Shreejay told us, "The food is not THAT spicy!", but little did we know spicy in Shreejays terms means burning a complete hole in your tongue! Soon enough everyone was running for the water! Over the night the 20 of us consumed at least 10 bottles of water between us! Soon everyones mouths were totally burning like an old school Aussie barbecue! But it was really funny! Everyone had such a great time! Everyone will remember Shreejays 16th birthday party as, "The night our tongues got barbecued!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Year 12: Shreejay asked Tony what a ....... was (something in the female reproductive system!) and a teacher heard their conversation and the next day they said, "Shreejay, you're a tragedy!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Year 12: (Celia's "fit girls story!") *cringe* One day me and Pooja were looking up pictures for our fit, healthy person in a work studies assignment.. so I looked up "Fit girl" and there were all these odd pictures appearing of girls in crop tops and stuff.. all of a sudden Mr Bell was behind me going, "Fit girls hey Celia?!" and then I'm like "It's not what you think!" Needless to say he took the piss outta me all Political and Legal lesson that day!, with comments such as, "hey, you must have a lot of time of your hands if you're looking up girls all day!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Year 12: In chem, Shreejay was working with acidic substances, and suddenly he accidently poured some of it on Penny.. and Jackie noticed that under his school shirt he was wearing a shirt that said "Safety is our priority!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Pepsi incident: Andrea and I were taking in some cans of Pepsi and Coke into the cinema when suddenly a Gestapo guard confiscated our cans! (BOOOOO!) so we were annoyed cos we were really thirstyyyy! but then at the end we grabbed our cans from their fridge and Andrea opened hers.. and.. it exploded EVERYWHERE! Then the lady at the counter opened it further and it just exploded all over the bench!.. We found that they'd been left in the freezer! Karma for taking our cans! But that poor lady! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| At the physics lecture, Andrea needed to go to the toilet. Unfortunately she was in the middle of the row, so everyone had to move out for her. When she came back, she didn't want to make everyone stand up again, so instead, she got everyone to pass her stuff down the end to her, drink bottle included! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Rhonda was disappointed at the sports carnival because her discus throws weren't as good as she'd like. CC (in her beer can costume) gave her some advice, saying that, "It's ok to stink at something, as long as you're having fun stinking!" Jackie then said, "Lifes advice from a beer can! Next you'll be running next to the road shouting at people in the cars 'don't drink and drive!' | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Shreej had just gotten off the phone and CC was winking and nudging him as though he had some little relationship going on! She asked him who he was talking to, and he said, "my 70 year old tutor!" It was hilarious! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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