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THE SERIAL KILLER KIT

 

Every Dom needs one!

 

Ok, imagine this.  You are out with your sub and it is a beautiful day.  You pass a nice park with lovely trees and decide to have a bit of fun and bug the hell out of the despised nillers.  There is only one problem.  You’ve left the toybag home and the only rope you have is a dirty thing in the trunk that you have for keeping the thing closed when you transport something big and not human, like the new lawn mower.

 

Well, there is nothing for it, you make a detour to the local hardware store and buy some rope, but you could have saved yourself a whole bit of trouble if you had just a Serial Killer Kit with you.  They are real easy to put together, no trouble at all to have around and no one will notice you have it.  This is one of those bright ideas I came up many years ago when I realized that there were going to be times when I really needed toys but for some reason I neglected to have a toy bag handy.

 

It got its name sort of by surprise.  I was at a CDG meeting, the annual B&D on a budget thing.  The club president had just finished her usual interminable droning and passed the mike to me.  Well, it was night for mirth demons so I opened my briefcase and took out a few little things and then introduced my “serial killer kit.”  You should have seen the look on her face!

 

Now, my kit was set up for my needs and has a number short buckled cloth straps I found at K Mart some years back, handcuffs, thumbcuffs, a siberian chain and lock, and a blindfold as well as a jacknife which is a recent addition since one never knows when a bit of impromptu knife play is called for.  To make a more generic version:

 

You will need:

 

1 waist pack thing, you know, the zippered pouches with the web belt that jogger types use to carry things.

 

2 six foot lengths of ¼ inch soft rope

 

a pair of handcuffs and keys

 

thumbcuffs and keys (optional)

 

a sleepmask blindfold

 

a Swiss Army type knife-tool.

 

With your Serial Killer Kit you can now go anywhere (except maybe an airplane and that if you just have the rope and blindfold because they don’t set off metal detectors) knowing that you have some bondage supplies.  After all, you never know when opportunity may knock.