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| You know you have been a WENCH too long when?... |
| 1.� You know what a Scotsman has on under his kilt. 2.� You always give just the right amount of head...on a beer. 3.� You can carry a six pack without using your hands. 4.� You can open a beer with your cleavage. 5.� Your excuse for being late to work is "sorry, I wasn't tied up." 6.� You understand the fundamentals of "tactile testing". 7.� You've worn your bodice in public, and it wasn't for a re-enactment. 8.� Two words: Grape Diving. 9.� The Minstrels of Mayhem don't know your face or name, but they still recognize you. 10. You know what a yellow ribbon really means. 11. You've used corset lacing and a dagger to fix your car. 12. You continue speaking in an accent when you go back to work onMonday. 13. You know what the instruction "lift and hold" means. 14. You don't need a purse to carry your change. 15. You can change into or out of a costume in public without evershowing skin. 16. You are surprised when men actually look you in the eyes. 17. You find yourself wondering how every man you meet would look intights. 18. You do not even flinch when another woman has her hands on yourcleavage. 19. You ask for tips so you can sleep alone that night after serving drinks in your living room. 20. You notice that people are looking at you strangely, and realize you have been singing a rousing chorus of "Do Virgins Taste Better" ...in your office. 21. You walk up to complete strangers and ask, "Could you tie me up, and make it tight" or "Could you untie me?" |