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| Renaissance Faire Pick-Up Lines |
| 1. Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me enter |
| 3. When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched! |
| 4. Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks |
| 2. My that's a fine set of chalices you have there |
| 5. Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you? |
| 6. Been there, slain that |
| 7. Your hovel or mine? |
| 8. Every second, of every hour, of every day is like a thousand knives of fire stabbing me in the heart. I long for thee incessantly, so much that mine sorrow seems without surcease. My alliteration is small comfort next to the warm gaze of thine azure eyes. I crave the comfort of thine embrace like some lost child cold and alone in the dark....So, you wanna !@�$% |
| 9. My goat bite is no longer infected, so would you like to dance? |
| 11.The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by fire breathing dragons. Uh..in a nice way of course. |
| 10.Do you practice safe hex? |
| 12.Ever see a passion play? Would you like to? |
| 13.Don't believe the rumors you heard about me . . . the Bubonic plague didn't affect the important parts |
| 14.I hath done combat with many a beast, but I must confess that was the tightest situation I have ever been in |
| 15.If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty |
| 19.Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces |
| 17.I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs? |
| 18.Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted... |
| 16.I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on! |
| 20.Hey, does this look infected to you? |