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| You know you have been at Faire too long when?... |
| 1.Someone asks you what you think of their new hat and you say, It's nice, dear, but it's not quite period. |
| 2.You feel uncomfortable out of a bodice. |
| 3.You're shopping and you ask, "How many pence is this, good sir?" |
| 4.You get in an argument and yell, "A pox on thee!" |
| 5.You hear someone sneeze and you instinctively cross yourself. |
| 6.You actually know the geography of Europe, and you're an American |
| 7.You see a girl with her hair down and think, "That cheap..." |
| 8.You call sunscreen "magic potion". |
| 9.You see someone walking down the street in a kilt at rush hour, and don't even glance at him. |
| 10.You think of sheep as a *common* household pet (or girlfriend in the case of Scots) |
| 11.You feel indecent wearing a skirt that ends above your ankles |
| 12.You think plumes and lace on a man are sexy. |
| 13.Someone asks you the time and you look at the sun. |
| 14.Someone asks what you do for a living and you tell them you're a goat herder |
| 15.You need a pen, but ask for a quill without thinking. |
| 16.You're on a first name basis (Harvey) with the privy monster |
| 17.You wonder what clan your new plaid tablecloth belongs to |
| 18.You know everybody on the Ren Faire ad posters by name |
| 19.You actually know how to fence with sword and tankard |
| 20.You have more than two pair of Chinese shoes in your closet. |
| 21.Your boots are worth more than your car |
| 22.You''ve won an argument with the Costume Approval folks because your sources are better than theirs |
| 23.You critique all Shakespeare movies based on accent. |
| 24.You correct your history teacher. |
| 25.Your child's first sentence is "Swords fun!!! Hit guys!!!" |
| 26.You argue with real priests for fun |
| 27.You correct William Shakespeare when he's quoting himself. |
| 28.You can't say water without the flat AHHHHHH sound. |
| 29.You can make your own boots |
| 30.You find a dead bug in your food and keep eating |
| 31.You blow your nose...and the kleenex dissolves. |
| 32.You cough up enough dirt to fill a sandbox. |
| 33.You can discuss the pros and cons of nylon vs cotton lycra leggings -- and you're a guy. |
| 34.You describe your religion as "bodice worshiper" |
| 35.You bring a wooden bowl with you... to work. |
| 36.You're surprised when somebody *isn't* pagan. |
| 37.You miss having sex in a tent. |
| 38.Your clothes come when you call, and your dog won't. |
| 39.You know what all the Saints did. |
| 40.You name your hamster "Percival the Avenger". |
| 41.You get in a fight and can't stop doing stage punches. |
| 42.Someone says they make computers and you wonder, "What kind of pewter is that?" |
| 43.You'd rather wear a bodice then a bra |
| 44.You know your weight in stones |
| 45.For your birthday you get faire favors. |
| 46.You can put a Sparth axe & a broadsword down your bodice |
| 47.You're standing in a furniture store thinking "Gee, that fabric would make a terrific doublet..." |
| 48.You have tan lines that match your bodice neckline, NOT a swimsuit... |
| 49.You always carry a dagger...just in case. |
| 50.You know what's worn under a Scottman's kilt. |
| 51.You can use the word "verily" in a sentence. |
| 52.The well water looks clean. |
| 53.You think of bagpipes as dance music. |
| 54.You know all the Military Guild's drills and you're not *in* the Military Guild. |
| 55.You've had more faire husbands/wives then real ones |
| 56.The first thing you do when you get home is shower... the second thing you do is get undressed. |
| 57.You drop something on your foot and yell, "God's Blood" |
| 58.You have more cloaks then Batman |
| 59.You know more about your faire persona's family than your own. |
| 60.Your dog likes your character better than you. |