| Cass Ozwald MacGregor |
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| Nicknames: Ozzy, The Muffin Man, Big Buns Hair Color:� Dirty, Dirty Blonde Eye Color:� Grey Birthplace:� "B'tween my muthers thighs!" Father:� Stephen MacGregor Mother:� Loiza Von Remmert Talents:� Draining a cask of ale in three gulps, making exploding breadballs, betting on losing horses, grape tossing, frightening young maids and corrupting sheep (wait...reverse that...no, wait...) Staus: Red tabard, Fop |
| "A baker by trade, I paid for my pleasures, leaving a bun in the oven was least of my fears. But there's one night of fun which I just can't remember... That's why I'm theirs for the next seven years! |
| After my last wife died from a lethal yeast infection, I found myself traveling from country to country until I regained conciousness after an night of ale-swilling at the Dagger and Rose. Antonio was pouring a bucket of water on me and demanding payment for my night of "pleasure". Realizing I had no coin, I willingly became the property of the "ladies" for SEVEN YEARS...or until I had worked off my bill. The worst thing is, I can't remember a single thing about that night! |