Quote of the Week


"Is the yogurt Swedish?" - John


Past Quotes

  • "I have a big head, and little arms." - Tiny the T-Rex
  • "He looked busy..." - Patrick
  • "It's Chex Mix, it's got corners! Sh--, I'd feel so bad, but I'm drunk!" - Ben
  • "I had a butt-print on my chest" - JD
  • "The Force will always be with you." "Good. Now slip me your hairy Wookie!"
  • So I grabbed Razia by the wings from behind and said "Huh, this feels just like Akroma!" - John
  • From magic online - After a 2hg opponent cast bribery on me and went through my morph deck and selected my 4/4 weaver of lies. He said,"dang that's the biggest you have". I explained to him that, "its not the size that matters its how you use it. So I hear." - Submitted by Patrick
  • Team Kuchta's Basement: Smashin' face since 2001 - RJK
  • "What was your nipple doing on our kitchen table?" - Katy
  • "Do ladies come with cool towels and wipe your face and balls?" - Kuchta
    "As long as they wipe your face first!" - Dave
  • "Have you ever felt like a midget was hitting you on the back of the head with a club?" - Kuchta
  • "...and the next morning you'll be farting scarabs and crap." - Scott
  • "...Hana Kami" "(Somewhere in the distance) Hey John, did you roll?" "Oh, sh..!" - John, Geoff, and John again
  • "Your women will be lonely tonite, because your archers will not be returning" - Kuchta on PSP
  • "None was feared more during battle than when Steve wore his lucky dress." - Norman, misc. flavor text
  • "Let's make like horse sh--, and hit the road." - Ben
  • A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
  • The legend of the Great Cultivator spread across the dominian swifter than the creatures of the lands he nourished. - Proposed Flavor Text for Patrick, the Card
  • You've known me how long, and THAT's the stupidest thing you've ever heard me say?? - Geoff to Kuchta
  • Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, �It�s getting hot in here, huh?� The other muffin says, �Aagh! A talking muffin!� - Laughing Hyena, Unhinged
  • "You know what's the worst is when someone farts in front of you while you're yawning..." - Scott at Ponderosa
  • "I know. It is STILL a sorcery. It STILL can only target players." - Geoff
  • "INCOMING!" - Jeremy
  • "It is a SORCERY, and it can only target PLAYERS!" - Ryan K, referring to Lava Spike

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