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I kno dat other kittees hav sed nise tings bout myne meowmie BUT they doo not seem to appli to poor lil me! I am a tinie kittin, my unca Bendie is helpin me type dis. Mi aboose starte a week ago, maybee a lil mor, Iz onli 6 weeks old an I don unnersand time so gud. aniway I such a gud kittenn! I drink nise from da bottl I uz the lil litter box first of ALL de kittenns I am cut an sweet an purrfurl an what doz she do to mee for dis? First, she stan me up & put a big flashee thing in mi fase make me seee spots. I no see so well yet aniway! Den, she taek mi lil nose an SQUISH it inna plate of mushi stuff. den she puts da mushi stuff in mi mouth! DEN sh no giv me bottl for lunch! I hav to eat da squishee stuff but I a gud kittenn, I say ok, maybe den I get moor bottl I getz a lil an she say "tabby, your tummy is huge, you have had enough to eat." NONONO I NEEDZ mor from da bottle!!!!! sigh but I a gud kittenn. Mom slept late dis mornin an I waz hungrie. did I wakes her up? no. I no cri, I no make noise. I wiggles out of myne cage all quiet. I thinks bout climbin the bed, but I a gud kittenn, so I no do. I hav seen uther kitties eat from a big dish. an I remembers wher dat dish is. So I go to it. an insted of mooshy stuffs they have neat crunchie toyz that u can eat! I swats at them, they fun! but Iz so hungri. So I startz eaten dem. No uther kittiez complaine, they watch me :) they say Iz a gud kittenn and I zknowz I am. but u knowz what? Dat mom gets up an comma out in da hall an see me an say "Hey! Tabby!! That isn't your food! So you do know what food is afterall!" An she SCOOP ME OUTTA DA DISH!!! an make me eat mushi stuffs. she did givs me som crunchi toys of myne own but they were diffrent kind. I want what da other kitties eatin!!!!! An, Bendi tellz me, that I am not going to stay here but will be given to someone els!!!! Oh whatever is a gud kittn lik me to do? PEEZE HELP!!!! |
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