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I am Jim aka da elusive Jimicus Roberticus and I haf some stowies to tell. A long time ago I was da only cat in da kingdom and it was gwate. I had my own water and I am very particular about dat water and it was vewy quiet in my house and I culd rest and rewax in peece and kwiet. Den one day dis feathered thing came and lived in mine house. He is big and white and he tawks and tawks and tawks, and he yells and yells and my peece and reverie were totally destwoyed. Dis stupid bird learnt how to call my name soo he yells Jimm Jiiiimmmmm Jiiiiimmmmm here kitty kitty kitty in dat stupid bird voice and if ya jus ignor him he gets lowder and lowder so I cant stand it anymore and so I go and see him and he twies ta bit me and den he laffs at me. well dat is unacceptable. but ok I can live wit dat now dat I gots his number ..... Den one day my meowmie and dad came home wit dis little black woofer so I thought I could take care of him well dat woofer got big and den another one showed up a blonde one and den just a couple months ago anotter woofer showed up and here I am me and Mauween da other cat in da house now we have ta share da water wit da woofers and before da water was always clean and fwesh but now as soon as dem woofers take a drink da floor is wet and deres dirt and dog spit in da water like a film all over da top. My water is no longer up to specficashuns most of da time. My meowmie bought me a new bed its a really comftorble cuddly bed and what do I find but dat woofer is in my bed (see dat picture attached da one of da woofer, notice dat he doesn't reawy fit in da bed DATS CAUSE ITS MINE). |
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| OK so no pwoblem I mite be able to deal wit dat BUT my mom makes me ware da hats... its lyke she iz aktyng owt some phantazy at myne expenze.. |
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