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Az yu kan see, Iz am a furry purdy boykat an I haff alwayz bin a gud kat. Today, I wuz mindin myn own bizness wen all uff da sudden,
der iz undiez on myn hed.
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Diz wuz unekspekted an I wuz takken by supriz. By da tym I haff relizd wut happund, da undiez are gone an Iz am levt wif myn hyoomiliatiun.
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Iz fin it iz nesisurry tew yell slitely, derfore gettin meowmie's attenshun. Dis duz not wurk.
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Tew top effurthing off, meowmie haz decided tew starv mynself. Da fud is on da top uff da frij wer I kannot reech and meowmie sayz tew me, she sayz "Dexturr byootiful boykat, you are now on a diet."
Iz not entirly shur wut a diet iz, but oviyusly it meanz tew keep fud away from handzum boykats an make dem week and starfin.
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Iz go tew fin sum peace frum all dis madnez an wha do Iz find? sum THING in myn bed! Iz am hily, hily appald an I kannot beleve dat dis is happenin ter me.
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I muzt seek sanktuary in da only purrson nice tew me - da brudder.
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But uf kors, da minute he iz gon, itz bak tew da aboos. now iz am aboosed by ribbons.
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One uf dese dayz.. I will uskape frum dis maddnez. I will trafful da hole entire world, free tew make myn own decishuns. One uf dese dayz...
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