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now u will be able to purchase items from this superior website unlike other sites.  however, the amount of items which can be purchased r limited, [less than 20 items].  we offer u quailty goods and super standard customers services.  please read small print on tha rite hand side b4 purchasing any of the specified items.  HAPPY SHOPPING!!
small print - this is for entertaining purposes only and is not real, fort u will read this u paranoid fuck.
special offers! only applies b4 31/12/2100!!! so hurry up and get it!
b45645
Wu Tang- Gravel Pit single
Only �45
overseas $342
b54352
Mystikal - Unpredictable
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overseas - $1000
b45634
Snoop Dogg -
Tha Last Meal
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overseas $45646
all cds score a 1/10 -
[1 being tha best]
special offer -
spend over �3983001030400000 and get a free special jimbad.com pencil!!
b34555
Tilted table
only �5
overseas $100200
b45654
A worldwide banned DVD
FREE 4 tha UK!!
overseas $1'200'203'050
b10002
New Ultra Slim Fast
only �10
overseas $100230
special offer includes a free "fat is good" book!
b12003
Reccomendation of tha day!
Bullet proof vest includes a free human body
only �300
overseas $100
[tip - does not werk 100% efficiently]
[does not protect tha face and groinal area]
[does not resist blows]
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1) jimbad.com will not be held responsible if one shall lose large amounts of monies after purchasing an/some item/s.
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