MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michele monagan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in L.A in July 1991
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of cape town has hair measuring 32 INCHES from her armpits and 28 from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of L.A could, without penatration, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drank is Khoon. It is drunk by Afgani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of of a small amount of still warm very recently attained bull semen.It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is availible from a few select bars in new york. It contains tomato juice , a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of french mustard and a dash of lime . it is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'cunt pump'.
SPOT POPPING
In july 1987 , Carl Chadwick of rugby , England, sqeezed a spot and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of a 7ft linch!
GREATEST DISTANCE ATAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
k. Mcdonald achieved 18ft 9in with a substaincial amount of cum. He also hold the records for the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, Who produced a mother fukin poo which was officially measured at 12ft 2in. This baby was produced over a time of 2 hrs 12 mins.This offender is banned from 134 public loos in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London manged to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2mins 42 seconds.
