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By James W - Established Since April 2000
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How to be a good Pimp
Being a pimp, its a very fashionable thing to do these dayz.  The likes of Kid Rock and Jay-Z have been doing this.  It is very fun to do.  u make good money and also u get to slap some bitches.

Here are a load of tips to be the king of hoes -

1)  Get a suit and jewelry which make u look a million squid.

2)  Get a walking stick object with a diamond shiny thing @ the end.

3)  Carry a picture of your bitches

4)  Smack or shoot @ your bitches regularly if theyve been norty.

5)  Take hard drugs (dont inclood pussyhole weed)

6)  Have an image - eg - a bloke in a nice suit

7)  Carry a gun and use it on certain people or objects

8)  carry many money

9)  Stick cock in ho.........  [HAHGAAHAH]

10)  Enjoy your first pimp outing, but plz remember,
GET A GOOD REPUTATION B4 STARTING.


get off your arse now and start rite now u lazy git
get your money and hoes
Clik on the money if u r a pimp and u want some money and u want to fuk some hoes.
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