Firstly what u need is somekind of tune with a nice simple beat (not all classical music will werk). On either cd, pc or vinyl so u can scratch but be careful u will need 2 vynils to scratch. (try doing that in HMV,TROCODARO,LONDON,UK)
U make think it is very talentless to rap because it is pointless, but appentlee u need da lyrical skill to thrill the hill when u r ill, in brazil when ya gonna kill bill. u gonna need to be phat but not that fat-ta than pat otherwise u will be crap @ rap, and scrat-ching coz the oil will spoil the foil. Bitch, itch i will scratch your bac, if u will scratch mine, cos i think yall fine, but u cant rhyme. i mite slap u to death, little bitch....
sorry i completely lost it there but i hope u could do better.
as u may know, u will have hardlee any time to think of "fresh" lyrics whilst rapping.
Must not dooz:
1) choose craig david as background, otherwise u deserve to get shot in ther face (in a nice way)
2) rap about something well gay.(craig david)
3) listen to crap garage.(craig david/artful dodger and everything else in mixed garage cds)
4) stick pics of dodgy craig david on your bedroom wall
5) write graffitti like "fuck" or "i love craig david" dodgyly on walls and skool tables.
Must dooz:
1) rap frequently (unlike craig david)
2) use some original background tunes or copy rolemodels (not craig david)
3) use a nice flow of lyrics which has nice meaning, such as smacking bitches (unlike craig david)
4) rap bout cars, money, hoes, drugs, and word "muvvafukka" frequentlee while being proffessional bout it.
R U READY TO RAP??
i am ready. and by the way this site rules and u have helped me and given me confidence to rap in public. i owe u money.
[if u pick this, u betta switch off your cd or other sound stuff. and mp3, cos u and i know it is illegal!!]
u ho
