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By James W - Established Since April 2000
www.jimbad.com
My Amazing Skillz
Due to my fucking amazing expertize of web deezineing, i have managed to produce a transformed picture.  As u could see the pictiure does not make sense wotsoever.  The original "Uncle Sam" picture was used in a war many years ago when i was very young.  Used in the USA to lure soldiers into dying.  How naive.

U may "borrow" the picture if u want, but if u do u must die soon.  U will be cursed by a ghosite of a giraffe which will rape u by using its neck on mainlee Tuesdays when the zoo is closed and a Sunday when its feeling horny and a Monday if u been a total bastard while spanking a penknife. [Paul's humour]


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