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| MY EXCELLENT PAGE |
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| By James W - Established Since April 2000 |
| This is a page dedicated to Paul |
| About Paul: He is well good He is well Tall He has massive head He is well cool Ive heard he is fat He like pies He got no nob He loves drinking all liquids AND MOST OF ALL HE IS DA MAN!! |
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| Pic of Paul lookin @ dirty mags at a younger age |
| HIS HOBBIES |
| *PAUL* |
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| pAUL'S HOLIDAY SNAPS |
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| Paul @ the zoo |
| There r many things u should say to him, if u do see him u MUST say @ least four of the following phrases to him: 1) hi 2) bye 3) wot the fuck do u want 4) keep your hands to yourself 5) have u got a lighter on u mate 6) y r u touchin me? 7) plz put that away 8) sup fool 9) i think u could stop doin that now 10) fuck u man 11) sorry i dont have time 12) no mate, im too tired 13) may i have your autograph? 14) stop askin mindless questions 15) stop chasin me 16) stop pointin @ me u retard 17) u r well clever 18) nice 19) great 20) excellent |
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| PAUL'S BDAY IS: |
| WARNING: this page is delibrately made to look shit |
| fact of the day! the song u r hearing now is composed and played by paul!! |
| Paul in jail June-August 1989 after acussed of severly stabbing a aubergine. |
| www.jimbad.com |
| Paul' Past Experiences- Paul was once accused by a camel of raping an earthworm during a school trip. Paul once had a "near to death" experience after straddling barry manilow with the absense of outdoor/indoor garments. Paul had recently recieved a blanket for his 3rd birthday, he was not allowed to use this gift since his nose is too big. Paul was banned from playbus and quasar @ an early age of 31 when he started to use forms of intolerance violence and graphical language to 8 year olds. Allegdly, it was sed that Paul used to be a teak table. 90% of tha population have @ least once in their lives mistaken Paul as a Pansy. Paul does not count as a fine specimen since he lacks superior in appearance. |
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