| During the autumn of 1994, the community of a small town called Afracastan all began to feel strange. The doctor was over run with cases of diohoria and genital warts, but even the doctor was unable to pin the cause down because even he was suffering from the same symptoms. The phenomena spread so quickly that the clap clinic ran out of medicine, and the suffers had to bear so many sexually transmitted diseases that many of them found that their hair began to drop out. There were so many cases of crabs that the pests began to mutate and eat small rodents. The army was called in to access the predicament and decided that the area was so infested that the only way to protect the rest of the population was to drop several bombs and completely destroy everything and everyone. It was a disaster of outrageous proportions, and the best scientific brains pondered the origin of the cataclysmic event. Although the virus spread quickly it was no where near as quick as the spread of Da Frisky One's legs. The affected area was so disease ridden it had to be destroyed but was hardly a patch on Da Frisky One's sacred area. She had come to the town and had stayed just 3 days, but she was quick worker and that proved more than enough time. Da Frisky One had not always been so loose, once upon a time she was as pure as a nylon cardigan. She was brought up in a close knit community, but she had always hated the small mindedness of all the residents and longed to escape and find herself. She fled home and was cold and alone until she met a man called Arnold Jeffrey, whom everyone new as Seedy Bert. Seedy Bert tended Da Frisky One's broken heart and invested much time in getting her pants off, which he found surprisingly easy. Seedy Bert awoke a long hidden hunger, a ravishing under filled yearning of sickening proportions. She was as mucky as sin and wanted more. She spread herself quicker than butter, and so did her reputation. In the months that followed she got stuffed more than Christmas Turkeys, and her insatiable appetite began to claim their first victims. She was the only groupie of the London Philomonica Orchestra and a whole tour had to be cancelled after she managed to slip into the violin section. She decided that she'd have to get a job, but couldn't hold on to anything for longer than 5 minutes. She tried working at a vineyard trying out the wine but couldn't help but sallow. She seemed especially well suited to milking cows, but the farmer thought she was stealing when he found cottage cheese in the pants. She decided that working in a sperm bank would be a good way to meet young, single and desperate men, but the deposits were too small after half an hour with Da Frisky One. The only job where she seemed popular was working in a pit, where she relished going down with miners every day. After saving up enough cash she went on a round world trip with plenty of stop offs along the way. She started in Australia because she heard the men were amazing down under. It was on this trip that she came to the fateful town of Afracastan, and when she heard what had happened she knew she had to change her ways. She returned to England and became a nun, and had some surgical work done to prevent her from slipping into her old pursuits. She bumped into Da Faulkiner some time after, and learnt that finally here was a man she didn't want to have sex with. |
