"Sucka"

There Bob sat and watched the girls dance. It was Friday and this meant only one thing, Strip Night. He wore his blue pin striped suit with a matching hat. He usually came with a group of friends to Wiggles, but tonight was different. He had a plan. He had gotten to know a stripper named Kim. She was just his type, the thin, dark haired, and sweet type that he grew to love. She was just stripping to earn money for school. So like a sucker he would always get a lap dance from her to "Help her out." What he did not know though was that Kim told everyone her sob story. She had a whole racket. Bob was her Friday man. So there he sat week after week hoping to win Kim's heart. He would even call during the week asking for her, but as usual she was busy. When he was at work all he could think of was a way to help her, to get her out of the stripping profession. He felt badly for her, and knew what it was like to be poor.

He often thought about the underground world, but he was too large for stripping, and hooking was not his thing. He thought of drugs, but was not slick enough to sell them. When he first tried a cop walked by and Bob threw his product into the sewer. That ended his dealing job. So he sold out for minium wage and worked his way up to management at Brown's Army Navy. He liked his job and loved his fellow employees, though they too took advantage of Bob. He was too easy going and was afraid to speak up. He had trouble expressing his feelings and that is why he had a problem with finding a girl for a relationship. He once tried a hooker, but once he found out it was really a man, he flew out of the room screaming, a normal reaction for most men. He soon decided not to get hookers, but strippers. Not that there is a big difference, well breast size yeah. Yet that was not what he was looking for. He wanted a girlfriend, someone to understand him and love him. He wanted to have someone who would always be there on those lonely nights he often spent alone. He hoped Kim could be the one. That is why Friday night after Friday night he would be found at Wiggles staring up at his dream girl as the other men stuffed dollar bills into her thong.