| My Tribute to Douglas Adams. |
| Quotes: There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states this has already happened. "Haaaauuurrgghhh..." said Arthur, as he felt his body softening and bending in unusual directions. "Southend seems to be melting away... the stars are swirling...a dustbowl...my legs are drifting off into the sunset...my left arm's come off too." It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. The Guide says that there is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the gournd and miss. There is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself from going mad. You might as well give in and save your sanity for later. "I thought you must be dead"... he said simply. "So did I for a while" Said Ford. :and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic. Author cleared his throat, and then did it again. "Where" he said, "did you....?" "Find a gin and tonic?" said Ford brightly. " I found a small lake that thought it was a gin and tonic, and jumped in and out of that. At least, I think it thought it was a gin and tonic." "I May" he added with a grin that would have sent sane men scampering up trees, "have been imagining it" |
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| THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. (Excerpts from the series) |
| Is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times over many years and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travelers and researchers. The introduction begins like this: Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may thing it's a long way down the road to the chemist but that's just peanuts to space. Listen..... |
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