<zompist> so, she's drawing on things inside her rectum?
<KemloCaesar> or is she using her rectum to draw?
<zompist> i knew enema talk would wake bob up
<Kyol> I knew y'all'd love the mental pictures.
<CrazyClimber> just consider me an enema of the state
<KemloCaesar> s/mental/rectal
<zompist> bob is a white rapper?
<CrazyClimber> aren't we all?
*** CrazyClimber has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Samwise (Douchebag.)
<CrazyClimber> not at all the same thing, sam.
<Samwise> Yeah, but I couldn't think of an enema pun.
<zompist> try harder!
<CrazyClimber> i had a couple yesterday, i think.
<Samwise> Enemas? Well, that's standard at the old folks' home, isn't it?
<CrazyClimber> if you're the kind who keeps a running log, which is a phrase that shouldn't be used in the same sentence as "enema"
<zompist> neither should "sherbet"
<Samwise> "daffodil"
<Samwise> "prickly"
<Kyol> What is they give you these days - milk and molasses?
<CrazyClimber> "neverending"
<KemloCaesar> "hamster"
<Samwise> "by mistake"
<CrazyClimber> or even "requested"
<jacquilynne> "acid"
<Kyol> "oops"
<Samwise> "tangy"
<CrazyClimber> "firehose"
<Kyol> "pocket fisherman"
<zompist> "wonderfully agreeable"
<shil> "spicy"
<KemloCaesar> "Megahertz"
<CrazyClimber> "18-wheeler"
<zompist> "latte"
<Kyol> "chocolate milk"
<Samwise> "Samwise"
<CrazyClimber> "hornets"
<Kyol> "wang"
<KemloCaesar> "remote-detonated"
<PyroP> "guitar"
<Kyol> "inflatable"
<zompist> "faith-based"
<CrazyClimber> "microsoft"
<Samwise> "malpractice"
<CrazyClimber> never mind
<KemloCaesar> "Presidential"
<CrazyClimber> "robotic"
<Samwise> "Roseanne"
<Kyol> Aw, _man_.
<jacquilynne> "gerbils"
* Kyol has the dry heaves now.
<zompist> "scoop
<zompist> "
<Leth> "hock"
<Kyol> "felch"
<KemloCaesar> "bovine"
<PyroP> "spremute vaginali"
<Samwise> "excessive"
<CrazyClimber> "gas tank"
<PyroP> "crunchy"
<Essy> "jumbo"
<KemloCaesar> "Schumin"
<zompist> "lumpy
<zompist> "
<zompist> damn " key
<Samwise> "
<jacquilynne> "bloated"
<Kyol> """
<Machival> "cottage cheese"
<KemloCaesar> "cryogenic"
<zompist> "disappointing"
<ristoril> "orgasmic"
<Kyol> "pineapple"
<Leth> "sulfuric"
<PyroP> "palate-cleansing"
<Machival> "recycled"
<Essy> "public"
<Samwise> "illegal"
<KemloCaesar> "antique"
<CrazyClimber> "FedEx"
<jacquilynne> "synchronised"
<Samwise> "tongue"
<zompist> "vinegary
<PyroP> "government-issued"
<Machival> "urine"
<Kyol> "state"
<KemloCaesar> "relativistic"
<zompist> "boss"
<ristoril> "ferret"
<Samwise> "communal"
<Leth> "ten-gallon"
<CrazyClimber> "crowd"
<Machival> "head"
<Kyol> "bukakke"
<Machival> "fist"
<ristoril> "ukelele"
<KemloCaesar> "Dahmer"
<PyroP> kyol: GAH!
<Samwise> "associated press"
<zompist> "enhanced"
<CrazyClimber> "steering wheel"
<Machival> "fun little"
<zompist> "blue drinks"
<CrazyClimber> "sales position"
<ristoril> "poop"
<jacquilynne> "lather. rinse. repeate"
<Essy> "chutney"
<KemloCaesar> "televised"
<Leth> heh
<Samwise> snkkkt essy
<Leth> chutney
<Kyol> hehehe.
<PyroP> hehe
<ristoril> "curry"
<PyroP> "on fire"
<Machival> "full metal"
<Leth> "molten"
<Samwise> The red dwarf connection is what got to me, I think.
<ristoril> "inverted"
<KemloCaesar> "abattoir"
<Machival> "vaginal"
<Samwise> "forcefully rejected"
<Machival> "reused"
<ristoril> "recycled"
<ristoril> damnit
<zompist> "imminent"
<KemloCaesar> "straight-to-video"
<CrazyClimber> "microwave:
<Kyol> "distended"
<KemloCaesar> "made for TV"
<ristoril> "free"
<Samwise> "prolapse"
<KemloCaesar> "discount"
<Leth> "kitten"
<zompist> "piercing"
<Machival> "for life"
<PyroP> "the cutest little you ever did see"
<KemloCaesar> "perpetual"
<ristoril> "free with your donation to Rectal Olympics"
<Leth> "aged"
<zompist> "marge's wedding ring"
<KemloCaesar> "Papal"
<Samwise> "rupture"
<CrazyClimber> "electric company"
<PyroP> "accelerating"
<jacquilynne> "alien"
<zompist> "mixmaster"
<Samwise> "muppet"
<KemloCaesar> "Lovecraftian"
<Leth> "Cthu- dammit
<ristoril> "dyanetic"
<zompist> "pggtg"
<Machival> "tentacle"
<Samwise> snkkkt zomp
<Leth> "Lore"
<KemloCaesar> "with added JavaScript"
<ristoril> "Lore"
<Samwise> "Lore
<CrazyClimber> "dissertation-defending"
<PyroP> i wonder what the link between muppets and cthulhu is...
<CrazyClimber> "Lore"
<Machival> "semen"
<Leth> snkkt
<KemloCaesar> "boi"
<ristoril> "15 minutes too late"
<zompist> "unsuccessfully dissertation-defending"
<ristoril> "life saving"
<KemloCaesar> "antimatter"
<Leth> "colostomic"
<PyroP> "incriminating"
<Machival> "overabundant"
<CrazyClimber> "let's get lunch"
<ristoril> "indiscriminate"
<KemloCaesar> "trans-Atlantic"
<Leth> "oral"
<Machival> "edible"
<Samwise> "automatic"
<CrazyClimber> "pee monsters"
<ristoril> "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
<zompist> "corn"
<PyroP> "furious"
<Kyol> I've forgotten where we were going with this.
<Machival> "soufflet"
<KemloCaesar> "vultures"
<ristoril> enemas
<Leth> "hydrogen"
<Samwise> "forgot where he was going"
<zompist> "nobel prize-winning"
<KemloCaesar> "for everyone!"
<CrazyClimber> "sheep"
<ristoril> "darwinian"
<Leth> "second-hand"
<CrazyClimber> "lincoln tunnel"
<PyroP> "objectivist"
<ristoril> "junkyard"
<KemloCaesar> "on the house!'
<jacquilynne> "testimonial"
<ristoril> "on the table"
<zompist> "initiation"
<ristoril> "back room"
<Leth> "Schumin"
<ristoril> "unlicensed"
<Machival> "in exchange for food"
<zompist> "webcam"
<jacquilynne> "back room"
<Samwise> "fucking_stop_already"
<ristoril> "grandmotherly"
<CrazyClimber> "oak tree"
<Leth> shit, that was a repeat
<PyroP> "homeless"
<KemloCaesar> "Strom Thurmond"
<Leth> "repeat"
<Kyol> Leth: It's OK, he's big enough for 2.
<ristoril> "Lycanthropic"
<PyroP> "big enough for 2"
<KemloCaesar> "Animated Extravaganza from Disney"
<zompist> "temp job"
<ristoril> "+2 sword of"
<Samwise> "quaffed"
<PyroP> "diabolic"
<Machival> "broken glass and hair"
<ristoril> "nori"
<KemloCaesar> "hypodermic"
<Essy> "discount"
<Machival> "thumb tack"
<jacquilynne> "replete"
<Kyol> hehe.
<zompist> "clumsy"
<Samwise> "liquid nitrogen"
<KemloCaesar> "alt.binaries hierarchy"
<ristoril> "kangaroo"
<Machival> "vomit"
<jacquilynne> "mpeg"
<PyroP> "country-style"
<ristoril> "spam"
<Leth> "recursive"
<KemloCaesar> "Taliban"
<ristoril> "recursive"
<KemloCaesar> "recursive"
<Samwise> "Orwellian"
<zompist> "sent to printer"
<jacquilynne> worse yet, "LJ's mpeg"
<CrazyClimber> "Lore"
<Leth> "not my"
<Kyol> "niihau"
<ristoril> "temporary"
<zompist> "practice"
<KemloCaesar> "Family Circus promotional"
<CrazyClimber> "frontal"
<ristoril> "banned in 6 states"
<PyroP> "bloedsinn"
<zompist> "two-arm"
<Samwise> "ages 2-8"
<Machival> "human"
<ristoril> "killing spree"
<KemloCaesar> "bile duct"
<CrazyClimber> "dungeons" /or/ "dragons"
<ristoril> "$5,000"
<CrazyClimber> "inflatable balloon"
<Samwise> "Steinbrenner"
<KemloCaesar> "tribal"
<zompist> "horny"
<KemloCaesar> "bungee"
<Machival> "administered by Kevorkian"
<KemloCaesar> "antlers"
<Essy> "firehose"
<Machival> "penile"
<CrazyClimber> "heat-seeking"
<Leth> "nailed to the floor"
<Machival> "dog-tongue"
<Kyol> "raisin"
<Samwise> "raisins and feathers"
<zompist> "soy-flavored"
<KemloCaesar> "walrus"
<Machival> "and hanging from the rear-view mirror was the hideous"
<Samwise> "aimed"
<PyroP> "drug-induced"
<Leth> "700 PSI"
<Machival> "LSD"
<ristoril> "peanut butter"
<jacquilynne> "well-timed"
<zompist> "performance appraisal"
<KemloCaesar> "scrimshaw"
<ristoril> "birthday"
<CrazyClimber> "breast-augmentation"
<ristoril> "post mortem"
<Kyol> "whale sized"
<PyroP> "christian youth group"
<Machival> "hormone-induced"
<CrazyClimber> "annual races"
<KemloCaesar> "he stole fire from the gods, so he was tied to a rock, and every day eagles came down and"
<ristoril> "2 men and a"
<jacquilynne> "performed by chimps"
<Samwise> "inexplicable"
<zompist> "escalating"
<Machival> "surprising"
<KemloCaesar> "Official, of the Olympic Games"
<Machival> "living"
<zompist> "dick cheney"
<PyroP> "poorly-designed"
<Leth> "accompanied by the sounds of ABBA, "
<KemloCaesar> "Night of the Living"
<ristoril> "HMO provided"
<Kyol> snkkkt
<CrazyClimber> "24/7"
<KemloCaesar> "compulsory"
<jacquilynne> "home kit"
*** Leth has been kicked off channel #spinnwebe by Kyol (Kyol)
<Machival> "sudden"
<KemloCaesar> "communal webcam"
<PyroP> "as seen on tv"
<Kyol> "communal"
<Samwise> "punative"
<CrazyClimber> "experimental"
<Machival> "massage beads"
<PyroP> "traditional"
<KemloCaesar> "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me"
<jacquilynne> "retrospective:
<zompist> "complications"
<raven> "tobasco"
<ristoril> "situational comedy"
<CrazyClimber> "us army dinner recipe"
<ristoril> "for two"
<Machival> "listless"
<Leth> "Next on CNN"
<Samwise> "waterskiing"
<ristoril> "the love"
<Machival> "name that"
<KemloCaesar> "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer / Had a"
<zompist> "deconstructionist"
<ristoril> "hidden camera"
<KemloCaesar> "Snow White and the Seven"
<PyroP> "mythical"
<Samwise> "transcendant"
<CrazyClimber> "newly" and "baby"
<ristoril> "musk"
<Samwise> "Parfums de coeur presents"
<jacquilynne> snkkkt Sam.
<ristoril> "rap"
<jacquilynne> I think Sam wins.
<Machival> "eau de"
<KemloCaesar> "digital"
<Leth> bah...*I* got /kicked
<zompist> "sexiest spinnoff"
<CrazyClimber> and i thought mine was more subtle
* KemloCaesar pauses. I mean, as opposed to "analog"
<Leth> "offered to highest bidder, my"
<Essy> piss off
<KemloCaesar> "I thiought mine was more subtle"
<ristoril> "grand prize"
<Machival> "everlasting gobstopper"
<CrazyClimber> "sprinkler"
<KemloCaesar> "subtle, but with an impudent nose I think you'll find pleasing"
<Machival> "chainsaw"
<Samwise> "6 days and 7 nights of"
<CrazyClimber> "roman candle"
<Essy> sorry, child on keyboard
<raven> "high pressure"
<CrazyClimber> "cello"
<Leth> CHILDLIKE PISSING OFF DETECTED
<zompist> "badly aimed"
<PyroP> "childlike"
<KemloCaesar> "Cherubic"
<Machival> "urethral"
<Samwise> "rapidly extinguished"
<Leth> "German"
<KemloCaesar> "flaming"
<CrazyClimber> "flag-waving"
<KemloCaesar> "Soviet"
<zompist> "wagnerian"
<CrazyClimber> "well-lit"
<KemloCaesar> "Ancestral"
<Samwise> "coca-cola"
<Leth> "as seen on TV"
<Machival> "sherman tank"
<KemloCaesar> "Urkel"
<Machival> "testicle"
<ristoril> "recurrant"
*** tieboy has joined #spinnwebe
<CrazyClimber> "crayolas"
<Leth> "tieboy"
<Kyol> "short"
<Machival> hah
<CrazyClimber> ewww, leth
<Samwise> "snkkkt"
<PyroP> "I am sci-fi"
<zompist> "kaiju"
<ristoril> "dvorak"
<Kyol> "godzilla"
<ristoril> "short"
<Samwise> "left-handed"
<CrazyClimber> "rhyme-bustin'"
<Machival> "freebased"
<zompist> "second place"
<Leth> "riff-inducing"
<Samwise> "serpents"
<PyroP> "chicken head"
<KemloCaesar> "fusion-powered"
<tieboy> "government"
<Machival> "solar"
* Kyol wanders off for a smoke.
<ristoril> "coal"
<CrazyClimber> "airplane"
<Leth> "smoking"
<PyroP> "homeopathic"
<ristoril> "smoking"
<Machival> "razor"
<KemloCaesar> "reactor core breach!"
<ristoril> "leth sucks"
<tieboy> "manditory"
<Leth> "twinkie"
<KemloCaesar> "lollipop"
<PyroP> "herbal"
<Machival> "fun"
<tieboy> "burma"
<Machival> "happy"
<ristoril> "kitten"
<Samwise> "appendix"
<KemloCaesar> "lobster"
<tieboy> "daily"
<CrazyClimber> "slinky"
<Machival> "cellular phone"
<tieboy> "court-ordered"
<ristoril> "pez"
<Leth> "Naval"
<Samwise> "yogurt"
<Machival> "anticipated"
<ristoril> "gang"
<jacquilynne> "haggard"
<tieboy> "Pokemon"
<zompist> "preview picture"
<PyroP> "Mandarin"
<KemloCaesar> "quantum uncertainty"
<Machival> "Calvin Klein"
<ristoril> "blinding"
<CrazyClimber> "low-quality"
<KemloCaesar> "klein bottle"
<Leth> "epoxy"
<KemloCaesar> "legally binding"
<Machival> "high impact"
<ristoril> "lowest bidder"
<zompist> "nothing better to do but"
<Leth> nice followup there Kemlo
<Samwise> "extreme"
<ristoril> "wars"
<Samwise> snkkkkt
<Machival> "bulbous"
<CrazyClimber> "espn2"
<KemloCaesar> thank you
<Samwise> "competition"
<PyroP> "relativistic"
<KemloCaesar> "for Nintendo"
<Leth> "groove"
<ristoril> "quantum"
<Machival> "gratitudinous"
<zompist> "pee wee herman"
<CrazyClimber> "complicated"
<ristoril> "most popular type of"
<Machival> "USB compatible"
<Leth> "Scottish bagpipe"
<Samwise> "retained"
<ristoril> "20 second"
<tieboy> "David Crosby"
<Machival> "infection"
<KemloCaesar> "Country-and-Western Hall of Fame"
<PyroP> "calimari"
<ristoril> "two veggies"
<KemloCaesar> "taxidermy"
<Machival> "hot wax"
<ristoril> "ex"
<KemloCaesar> "Satanic"
<tieboy> "boi"
<Machival> "reverse"
<PyroP> "one from column a and one from column b"
<ristoril> "holy"
<Samwise> "elephant"
<CrazyClimber> "Les Mis"
<zompist> "ripped"
<Leth> "windows xp"
<tieboy> "Hall of Famer Whitey Ford"
<Samwise> Leth, I'm fairly sure those do belong together.
<KemloCaesar> "assembly line"
<ristoril> "the new Ford"
<Leth> not if you're on the receiving end
<Machival> "can't help loving that | of mine"
<PyroP> "War and"
<Samwise> "at the Gates"
<Machival> er... "o/~ can't help loving that | of mine o/~"
<ristoril> "the | of my | is my friend"
<tieboy> Jeff Goldblum's new career ambitions are centered around"
<KemloCaesar> "Indiana Jones and the Temple of"
<Machival> "wizards and"
<Samwise> "banned by the AMA"
<zompist> "personnel director"
<KemloCaesar> "as seen in Scientific American"
<tieboy> "l/op n/op"
<Machival> "USDA approved beef"
<ristoril> "as seen on World's Scariest Police Chases"
<Samwise> "industrial"
<KemloCaesar> "switchblade"
<Leth> "Rosanne Barr"
<KemloCaesar> "IADL"
<tieboy> "Schumin"
<CrazyClimber> "tickets have sold out for"
<Machival> tieboy : it's l/on p/on
<Samwise> "repeatin' piece of shit"
<ristoril> that's like 3 schumins so far
<tieboy> "oh, sorry Mach"
<Machival> hehe
<ristoril> "am I | or not"
<KemloCaesar> "that's three Schumins so far"
<Machival> "hehe"
<tieboy> "addicted to"
<KemloCaesar> "so far, so good"
<Samwise> "legally drunk"
<ristoril> "arousing"
<zompist> "sexuality-defying"
<Machival> "in vitro"
<ristoril> "tatoo"
<KemloCaesar> "constitutionally-protected"
<tieboy> "on public transportation"
<CrazyClimber> "exceeding expectations"
<PyroP> "russian"
<zompist> "mom"
<Samwise> "spiritual"
<CrazyClimber> "Lore"
<tieboy> "tax refund"
<ristoril> "Lore"
<KemloCaesar> "napalm"
<zompist> "drug test"
<PyroP> "defoliant"
<Machival> "defective"
<CrazyClimber> "booger"
<Samwise> "5 subparts"
<ristoril> "Miracle Grow"
<KemloCaesar> "spontaneous"
<Machival> "K-mart"
<ristoril> "lay away"
<ristoril> "blue light special"
<tieboy> "new improved nori"
<zompist> "multi-orifice"
<KemloCaesar> "Eiffel"
<Machival> "reusable"
<Samwise> "3.5 G-force"
<zompist> "programmable"
<ristoril> "eardrum bursting"
<Machival> "nozzleless"
<CrazyClimber> "french tickler"
<KemloCaesar> "arthritic"
<tieboy> "Story on Page 2"
<Machival> "carry on"
<PyroP> "360 spinning jump"
<Leth> "electrified"
<Samwise> "Crest"
<zompist> "little dutch boy"
<tieboy> "accidental"
<CrazyClimber> "eCommerce"
<KemloCaesar> "doorknob"
<Machival> "spackle"
<ristoril> "ephemeral"
<tieboy> "pay raise"
<KemloCaesar> "itching powder"
<Kyol> "still at it"
<PyroP> "supportive"
<CrazyClimber> "overnight delivery"
<KemloCaesar> "prosthetic"
<Machival> "cleansing"
<Samwise> "while you wait"
<tieboy> "Smeat"
<Machival> "pine sol"
<Samwise> "drive-thru"
<zompist> "lost and found"
<tieboy> "Stile gallery"
<KemloCaesar> "vending machine"
<tieboy> "reusable"
<Machival> "fried onion"
<Kyol> "sol-D"
<zompist> "ranma 1/2 fan art"
<CrazyClimber> "spinnwebe" and "server"
<Leth> "deliverance"
<tieboy> "Olympia Dukakis"
<KemloCaesar> mach - what's wrong with "cleansing"? Isn't that th e point?
*** SIGNOFF: Essy (killing children)
<tieboy> "killing children"
<KemloCaesar> "beehive"
<Samwise> "killing chDAMMIT
<Machival> "experimental"
<tieboy> "posthumous"
<CrazyClimber> "big boy"
<Samwise> OK, pay attention here.
<ristoril> "make you squeal like a pig"
<Leth> "virgin"
<tieboy> "Exhibit D, Your Honor"
<Machival> "solder"
<Samwise> At least tie has an excuse for repeating
<tieboy> aw
<zompist> "volume discount"
<KemloCaesar> "subliminal"
<ristoril> "coupon"
<Samwise> "rice pudding"
<tieboy> "At least tie has an excuse for repeating"
<Samwise> snkkt, rist
<CrazyClimber> "green zone"
<Samwise> "red zone"
<Leth> "while you wait"
<KemloCaesar> "you are sentenced to"
<Leth> "rice pudding"
<KemloCaesar> "death by"
<zompist> "web comic"
<ristoril> "for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers, only"
<Machival> "suicidal"
<tieboy> "pie"
<CrazyClimber> green zone's scarier than red zone
<KemloCaesar> "one if by land, two if by sea:
<KemloCaesar> "
<Leth> "drive-thru"
<tieboy> "not my"
<CrazyClimber> "gold-plated"
<Leth> "raisin"
<Machival> "chocolate-dipped"
<CrazyClimber> "sacagawea"
<Samwise> "biblical"
<tieboy> "24-hour banjo music"
<zompist> "five-letter"
<KemloCaesar> "mercenary"
<Machival> "taffy"
<tieboy> "the password is"
<Leth> "Orkin"
<Kyol> "number 9"
<CrazyClimber> "4-story"
<Machival> "necrophile"
<zompist> "mailing list"
<Samwise> "unidentified"
<KemloCaesar> "helicopter gunship"
<CrazyClimber> "Nad's Hair Removal System"
<zompist> "found it during"
<KemloCaesar> "implanted it during"
<Machival> "take-a-straw-and-suck"
<Samwise> "so sue me"
<Leth> "this came out during your"
<KemloCaesar> "sign this waiver"
<zompist> "long walks on the beach and"
<CrazyClimber> "ooh, can i keep it?"
<tieboy> "Rod Beck"
<Machival> "deep-fried"
<KemloCaesar> "tennis racket"
<Leth> snkt zomp
<tieboy> "Anne Geddes"
<KemloCaesar> "The Phantom of the"
<Machival> "galore"
<Leth> "Peterbilt"
<CrazyClimber> "bullet points"
<ristoril> "power point"
<Samwise> "leverage"
<KemloCaesar> "cop-killer"
<Machival> "hydraulic"
<CrazyClimber> "why doesn't anything think of the"
<KemloCaesar> "aerodynamic"
<CrazyClimber> sigh, "anyone"
<Machival> "impact wrench"
<zompist> "compulsive"
<tieboy> "restored version of Last Tango in Paris"
<Samwise> "amusement park"
<CrazyClimber> "just another"
<KemloCaesar> "door-to-door"
<zompist> "cgi"
<PyroP> "cubist"
<tieboy> "most enjoyable part of the evening"
<Machival> "schizophrenic"
<tieboy> "surprise"
<CrazyClimber> "fighting back"
<KemloCaesar> "non-euclidean"
<zompist> "oakland"
<Machival> "epileptic-administered"
<Samwise> "gang-related"
<tieboy> "Dennis Franz"
<KemloCaesar> 'seizure-inducing'
<CrazyClimber> "ponzi scheme"
<Samwise> "brillo"
<tieboy> "time capsule"
<Leth> "well I SPY with MY FAT PRICK"
<Kyol> "cb"
<PyroP> "masonist"
<KemloCaesar> "steam-powered"
<zompist> "...panama!"
<Machival> "x loop kr"
<CrazyClimber> "delicious"
<KemloCaesar> "toxic"
<Machival> "fellini"
<tieboy> "ladyj's mpg"
<zompist> "above and beyond the call of duty"
<PyroP> "bellini"
<KemloCaesar> "don't cross the streams!"
<Samwise> "fetish"
<CrazyClimber> "going the extra mile"
<tieboy> "volunteer"
<Leth> "cocktail"
<zompist> "impacted"
<Samwise> "party"
<CrazyClimber> "oral"
<Samwise> "Orel"
<tieboy> "33 killed"
<Machival> "oreo"
<PyroP> "exclusive"
<Leth> "tragic"
<Samwise> "orenthal"
<KemloCaesar> "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's"
<zompist> "fist-deep"
<Machival> "blood"
<Samwise> heh, leth
<tieboy> "factory recall"
<Machival> "ultra"
<CrazyClimber> "mystifying"
<Leth> "rendered"
<KemloCaesar> "celebratory"
<Machival> "froot-by-the-foot"
<zompist> "disney"
<KemloCaesar> "hot tar"
<Samwise> "chicken gravy"
<CrazyClimber> "pork"
<tieboy> "now in surround-sound"
<PyroP> "monopolistic"
<zompist> "realistic"
<KemloCaesar> "universal solvent"
<Machival> "merger"
<CrazyClimber> "lobster"
<KemloCaesar> "trompe-l'oeil"
<Samwise> "blue man group"
<Machival> "ted turner-blocked"
<tieboy> "guess what I drank"
<zompist> "colorized"
<Samwise> "fermented"
<CrazyClimber> "page-a-day calendar"
<Machival> "disney is taking | away from you!"
<tieboy> "new #spinnwebe log"
<zompist> "big as my first car!"
<Machival> "diarrhea"
<tieboy> "magical"
<Machival> "runner-up"
<zompist> "ropy"
<KemloCaesar> "full-grown African elephant
<KemloCaesar> "
<CrazyClimber> "share the joy"
<tieboy> "misplaced"
<CrazyClimber> "gift certificate"
<PyroP> "automatic"
<Samwise> "did somebody say Mc"
<Leth> "gilded"
<KemloCaesar> "carbonated"
<tieboy> "we've replaced his Foldger's Crystals with"
<Leth> "virally upgraded"
<Machival> "goldshlager"
<CrazyClimber> "electric toothbrush"
<PyroP> "semi-automatic"
<KemloCaesar> "we've replaced his | with Folger's Crystals"
<KemloCaesar> "molten lava"
<tieboy> "Now with bleach"
<zompist> "restored footage"
<CrazyClimber> "regularly scheduled"
<Machival> "nationwide"
<Leth> "clearance sale"
<PyroP> "what | would jesus have?"
<tieboy> "got any raisins?"
<Samwise> "prophesied"
<KemloCaesar> "we interrupt this broadcast for"
<KemloCaesar> "starbucks"
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<Samwise> "lapdance"
<tieboy> "grassy"
<Machival> "it's | time!"
<Leth> "Hollywood"
<PyroP> "slime bubbles about the size of dimes"
<Samwise> "animated"
<tieboy> "horsehockey episode"
<CrazyClimber> "scrubbing bubbles"
<Leth> "| that resembles Agnet_Orange"
<Samwise> hehhe, bob
* babich wonders what the hell he's missing
<CrazyClimber> "... on fire!"
<Leth> dammit, Agent
<Machival> "lapping up"
<Leth> apropos that I typo on his name though
<Machival> babich : "enemas"
<Machival> "babich"
<Leth> "typo-laden"
<tieboy> "sold door-to-door"
<KemloCaesar> "with this |, I thee wed"
<Leth> "oops"
<Samwise> words & phrases that do *not* belong in the same sentence as "enema"
<tieboy> "three-bagger"
<KemloCaesar> "horse-drawn"
<Samwise> "GI Joe"
<tieboy> "B.B. King"
<CrazyClimber> "pack a picnic basket of"
<Machival> "to die, to sleep, to sleep perchance to dream. aye, there's the rub... for in that sleep, what | may come?"
<Leth> "Elizabethan"
<tieboy> "all this, and Charles Grodin"
<KemloCaesar> "is this a | i see before me?"
<CrazyClimber> "a second place ... is still a loser"
<babich> 'Super Size'
<Leth> ok..fine
<tieboy> "fossilzed remains of first known"
<Leth> "an | by any other name would still smell as sweet"
<Samwise> "siberian"
<Machival> "demonic"
<CrazyClimber> "hot monkey"
<KemloCaesar> "Planet of the"
<babich> 'Pine Scented'
<CrazyClimber> "collection"
<Leth> "Pine-Sol"
<PyroP> "self-esteem building"
<zompist> time to bail... er... that wasn't a contribution
<CrazyClimber> "Sol-D"
<Leth> "Cya Zomp"
<Machival> "time to bail"
<Samwise> "elementary school"
*** SIGNOFF: zompist ("or was it?")
<Machival> "that wasn't a contribution"
<tieboy> "Grampa"
<KemloCaesar> "standardized"
<CrazyClimber> "Lore"
<babich> 'Child tested, Mother Approved'
<Leth> "Still listed on NASDAQ"
<PyroP> "holds the tent wher it is"
<Machival> "school-approved"
<CrazyClimber> "rudolph the red-nosed"
<KemloCaesar> "MAKE | FA$T!!!"
<Samwise> Ok.. I think we're done.
<Leth> "Ok.. I think we're done."
<KemloCaesar> "are we there yet?"
<CrazyClimber> "sam is empty"
<Machival> "buy my book and you can get the government to pay for your"
<KemloCaesar> "laser-guided"
<babich> '100% Pure American Beef'
<Leth> "fucker"
<Machival> "captain"
<tieboy> "3 3/4 Babylons"
<CrazyClimber> "installment plan"
<PyroP> "haunted"
<Samwise> "mafia"
<KemloCaesar> "telepathic"
<tieboy> "dress rehearsal"
<babich> 'Time Share'
<CrazyClimber> "roller-coaster ride of an"
<Machival> "will work for"
<CrazyClimber> heh, mach
<KemloCaesar> "scalping tickets for"
<Machival> "airdropped"
<Samwise> "pay-per-view"
<Leth> "chat room"
<Machival> "third world country relief"
<KemloCaesar> "The | Channel"
<tieboy> "it's raining cats and"
<CrazyClimber> "mass quantities"
<babich> '1 out of 8 doctors approved'
<Machival> "american dental association"
<KemloCaesar> "spicy"
<tieboy> "XFL still trying new ideas"
<Samwise> "gum"
<Machival> "vicks vaporub"
<KemloCaesar> "Labrador Retriever"
<babich> 'Im not an anal fetishist, but I play one on TV'
<Leth> "vulcanized"
<Samwise> "fuckers made me laugh"
<PyroP> "hysterical"
<KemloCaesar> "Barney
<KemloCaesar> "
<CrazyClimber> "interplanetary"
<tieboy> "one size fits all"
<Samwise> "Disney"
<babich> 'now in tangy BBQ flavor'
<KemloCaesar> "that tickles"
<Leth> snkkt bab
<Leth> that had no reason to make me laugh...fucker
<Samwise> "6-pack"
<Machival> "all you can eat"
<Leth> "that had no reason to make me laugh...fucker"
<tieboy> "autographed"
<CrazyClimber> "16-million-color"
<Samwise> hehehe tie
<Machival> "call 1-800-1"
<KemloCaesar> "As heard on mp3.com"
<PyroP> "polished"
<tieboy> "hazing"
<babich> 'Part Dueche'
<PyroP> "fanfic"
<CrazyClimber> "easy time payments"
<Machival> "timeshare"
<babich> 'Family SIzed'
<Samwise> "rent-to-own"
<KemloCaesar> "International Year Of The"
<PyroP> "Of The Century"
<Machival> "new year's party"
<babich> 'Special Michael Jordan Edition'
<Samwise> "I'm OK, You Need An"
<KemloCaesar> "Who Moved My"
<tieboy> "BYO"
<KemloCaesar> "DIY"
<Machival> "Who Wants to Have an"
<tieboy> "OBO"
<Samwise> "festival"
<CrazyClimber> "formal"
<tieboy> "ISO"
<babich> 'Some assembly required'
<PyroP> "IPO"
<tieboy> "BIRT"
<KemloCaesar> "M-I-C K-E-Y"
<CrazyClimber> "batteries not included"
<Machival> "USO"
<Kyol> "ISO 9001"
<KemloCaesar> "USS"
<tieboy> "batteries included"
<Machival> "IEEE"
<CrazyClimber> "Lore"
<Samwise> "not for use with some cars"
<Samwise> "no purchase necessary"
<babich> 'YMMV'
<Machival> "free sample"
<KemloCaesar> "buy one, get one free"
<Machival> "try me!"
<CrazyClimber> "the perfect"
<tieboy> "4 years experience required"
<Samwise> "SWF seeking"
<KemloCaesar> "the San Francisco Treat"
<babich> 'I would have sworn is was Calvien Kliens 'One''
<Machival> " __ Gadda da Vida"
<tieboy> "jackknifed on the LIE"
<KemloCaesar> "cat food"
<Machival> "lye"
<babich> 'Olizabeth Talyors..'
<Samwise> "bacon"
<Machival> "insured"
<Kyol> "whoops, wrong nozzle"
<Machival> "guaranteed"
<PyroP> "intravenous"
<Machival> "vibrating"
<CrazyClimber> "spongy"
<babich> 'Almost guarenteed'
<Machival> "asshole fun-buzzer"
<KemloCaesar> "Like sands through the |, so too are the Days of our Lives"
<babich> '100% juice'
*** SIGNOFF: ristoril (BitchX-1.0c17 -- just do it.)
<CrazyClimber> "popsicle"
<PyroP> "polyurethane"
<Samwise> "no preservatives"
<babich> 'Weatherproof'
<CrazyClimber> "creamsicle"
<KemloCaesar> "Just Do It"
<Machival> "Ludwig van"
<Samwise> "10W-30"
<CrazyClimber> "fudgsicle"
<babich> 'Protects against viscocity AND Thermal Breakdown'
<KemloCaesar> "Escher"
<Samwise> hehehehehh kemlo
<Samwise> that one was good.
<Machival> "avant garde"
<babich> 'and it won't harm your teeth'
<tieboy> "that one was good"
<Machival> "kemlo"
<tieboy> "vinegar"
<PyroP> "chemical burn"
<Machival> "violent"
<Machival> "miracle"
<KemloCaesar> "jellyfish"
<Machival> "magic"
<Samwise> "write to Pueblo, Colorado"
<babich> heh
<KemloCaesar> "mail-order"
<babich> McGruff the Crime Dog says ...
<tieboy> "I send you this file in order to have your advice"
<babich> 'I LOVE YOU AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE'
<KemloCaesar> "neural"
<Machival> "hillbilly"
<tieboy> "bible-riffic"
<Samwise> "swashbuckling"
<babich> 'Kosher'
<Samwise> "Tick Neck"
<Machival> "church-sanctioned"
<tieboy> "several boy scouts"
<KemloCaesar> " Across America"
<Machival> brb
<tieboy> "brb"
<Samwise> "4 policemen and a hot dog vendor"
<babich> 'With Secretaries day coming up...'
*** babich is now known as Jacko
<Jacko> 'Oi!'
<Samwise> Allright, bastards. I'm going out to smoke before someone catches me laughing yet again.
<KemloCaesar> "Guided tour:
<KemloCaesar> "
<babich> 'It keeps going, and going, ....and going'
<KemloCaesar> "The Neverending"
<tieboy> "theme park"
<Kyol> "Hey, what's that in my throat?"
<babich> 'Danger:Do not get wet!"
<KemloCaesar> "Off-Broadway"
<tieboy> "webcam:
<CrazyClimber> "part of this nutritious"
<babich> "as seen on Stilesproject.com"
<KemloCaesar> " |: Warrior Princess"
<tieboy> "seminar"
<babich> 'Now with Niacin'
<KemloCaesar> "Vitamin-enriched"
<CrazyClimber> "Xena : ... Princess"
<PyroP> "Scientologist"
<tieboy> "slow motion replay"
<KemloCaesar> "With friends like these, who needs"
<tieboy> "Don Zimmer"
<babich> Available at fine Mortuaries Everywhere'
<KemloCaesar> "In your grocer's freezer"
<babich> "As seen in this Time Lapse Video...'
<KemloCaesar> "The result of a clash between rival Mafia clans"
<tieboy> "during the baptism"
<CrazyClimber> "free with three boxtops and an"
<KemloCaesar> "Inaugural"
<PyroP> "glass"
<CrazyClimber> "Snap, Crackle and"
<tieboy> "tossed on stage during the Melissa Etheridge concert"
<KemloCaesar> "A man's best friend is"
<shil> "small change"
<tieboy> "you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose"
<tieboy> "haiku"
<CrazyClimber> "warm, cozy"
<KemloCaesar> "heads I win, tails don't count"
<KemloCaesar> "-versus-host disease"
<tieboy> "orgasm"
<babich> cc: the snap, crackle one is killing me
<CrazyClimber> "post-modern"
<babich> 'tough enough for a man...'
<KemloCaesar> "Cold, unemotional, soulless"
<Machival> "bffl"
<Machival> "singing"
<tieboy> "Mississippi's largest"
<PyroP> "two fat ladies"
<Machival> "a la mode"
<Machival> "volunteer"
<KemloCaesar> "The largest | in Minnesota"
<Machival> "Eddie the"
<CrazyClimber> "tourist attraction"
<KemloCaesar> "cursory"
<babich> 'George Washington used | Here'
<Machival> "Sesame Street: Elmo has an"
<KemloCaesar> "E is for"
<KemloCaesar> "Nightmare on | Street
<KemloCaesar> "
<Machival> "friendship"
<babich> 'Your Ass Will Thank You for It!'
<KemloCaesar> E is for |, that's good enough for me!"
<tieboy> "if you loved me you'd"
<PyroP> "wrath of god"
<Machival> "Lego brand"
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<KemloCaesar> "Resistance is futile."
<CrazyClimber> "home kit"
<tieboy> "in order to open a checking account"
<Machival> "disciple of god"
<Machival> "eleventh commandment"
<babich> 'Hazmat Warning'
<tieboy> "eBay"
<CrazyClimber> "special olympics"
<Machival> "yank"
<PyroP> "100 yard"
<babich> 'Ancient Chinese Secret'
<KemloCaesar> "steroid-enhanced"
<Machival> "remote controlled"
<KemloCaesar> "or are you just glad to see me?"
<babich> 'Now Available Outside 3rd World Countries'
<tieboy> "10-10-220"
<babich> 'Super Concetrated'
<KemloCaesar> "Chia"
<Machival> "unauthorized biography"
<tieboy> "orbiting"
<KemloCaesar> "hold it, I have to pee"
<tieboy> "inheritance"
<CrazyClimber> "pungent"
<Machival> "testing the effects of | in space"
<Kyol> "zero-gee"
<CrazyClimber> "For every ... there is an equal and opposite ..."
<babich> 'Coriolis Defying'
<Machival> "schrodinger's"
<babich> 'Now with Surface Tension'
<Machival> "ribbed for pleasure"
<babich> 'Federal Lawsuits Notwithstanding'
<Machival> "triumphant"
<KemloCaesar> "there's got to be a more rational explanation, Mulder"
<Machival> "police brutality"
<KemloCaesar> "the Hanging | of Babylon"
<babich> 'Two Fat Guys on a Motorcycle Brand'
<KemloCaesar> "can't ...... breathe....."
<Machival> "Queen of England"
<Machival> "WRONG HOLE!!!!"
<babich> 'Or you'll be buried in a Piano Box'
<CrazyClimber> "ooooh, nice"
<Machival> "licking"
<KemloCaesar> "crossing state lines"
<babich> 'You've never been this smooth'
<PyroP> "The | of Omar Khayyam"
<KemloCaesar> "smooth, or chunky?"
<tieboy> "that favor you owe me"
<Machival> "kid tested, mother approved"
<babich> 'Do not use with septic system'
<KemloCaesar> "toothbrush"
<Machival> "yummy"
<babich> 'Because you love her
<Machival> "ovaltine | packed with vitamins"
<CrazyClimber> "!lastcapt" -- for the old-timers
<KemloCaesar> "original flavor!:
<babich> 'Show her you'd do it all over again'
<Kyol> "flavored"
<KemloCaesar> "twenty-four carrot" (and that's NOT misspelled)
<CrazyClimber> "squishy"
<Machival> "DeBeers diamond"
<babich> 'Do it again, for the first time'
<KemloCaesar> "without the permission of Major League Baseball"
<PyroP> "pocky"
<babich> 'Now in lunchtime size'
<CrazyClimber> "annual conference"
<Machival> "this is the twelfth time today"
<Machival> "pokemon"
<tieboy> "and free HBO"
<CrazyClimber> "official licensed simpsons"
<KemloCaesar> "I'll see your ten dollars, and raise you an"
<babich> 'Try your free sample of | when you buy Crisco, today!'
<PyroP> "calvin urinating on a"
<tieboy> "part of the McGriff trade"
<Machival> "buy it for looks, buy it for life"
<KemloCaesar> "If I do not get eight million |, the Lord will call me home!"
<tieboy> "one weird date"
<babich> Brought to you by NAFTA
<KemloCaesar> "it's for life, not just for Christmas"
<Machival> "protectorate of the US"
<PyroP> "Brought to you by NAMBLA"
<babich> heh
<Machival> "it's what's for dinner"
<tieboy> "10K run for awareness"
<Machival> "the other white meat"
<Essy> "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a"
<tieboy> "driver's side airbag replaced by"
<CrazyClimber> "flamingo"
<Machival> "can I watch?"
<tieboy> "J-E-L-L-O"
<PyroP> "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a"
<babich> 'We have secretly replaced the coffee in this fine resteraunt with |, lets see if they notice'
<Machival> "I'd never leave the house"
<Essy> "Punch the monkey and win a"
<Machival> "finger-lickin' good"
<CrazyClimber> "thermostat"
<tieboy> "exploding"
<Machival> "o/~ Somewhere over the o/~"
<babich> Now with SPF 30
<Machival> "gag"
*** babich is now known as John
<Essy> "power"
*** SIGNOFF: KemloCaesar (Connection reset by peer)
*** KemloCaesar has joined #spinnwebe
*** John is now known as John_Wayne
<tieboy> "orangutan"
<KemloCaesar> "Ping Timeout"
<John_Wayne> Has someone here been stealing my |?
<KemloCaesar> "Hey, who's that?"
<PyroP> "You have nothing yo lose but your"
<PyroP> nothing to lose
<Essy> "Give me liberty or give me"
<KemloCaesar> "America's Funniest Home Videos"
<tieboy> "spring-loaded"
<babich> If | can stand up to Oprah, just think what it could do for you
<CrazyClimber> "of the Month Club"
<Machival> "royal family"
<KemloCaesar> "Don't fire until you see their"
<Essy> "Use the | Luke, let go!"
<CrazyClimber> "Later that same"
<tieboy> "bulky"
<babich> 'Since 1999!'
<PyroP> "High-speed action thriller"
<babich> heh
<Machival> " of the NYSE"
<CrazyClimber> "Let's all go to ... Town"
<tieboy> "pop-rocks"
<KemloCaesar> "If I can make it there, I can make it anywhere"
<CrazyClimber> environmentally proper
<Machival> "do the"
<Leth> wow, still going...
<babich> 'Now you can ride the | Ride at Disneyland'
<tieboy> "wow, still going..."
<Machival> "nothing outlasts the"
<Kyol> Leth: Yeah. Blah.
<KemloCaesar> "The First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of"
<Leth> cb
<jeeb> jesus CHRIST listen to ME the DEPTHS to which i can SINK i don't DESERVE a BEAT OFF
<KemloCaesar> nice one, jeeb
<Machival> "jesus CHRIST listen to ME the DEPTHS to which I can SINK I don't DESERVE a BEAT OFF"
<tieboy> "so hungry I could eat a"
<tieboy> an
<KemloCaesar> "eBay"
<Machival> "Hungry? Why wait? Grab an"
<KemloCaesar> ".com"
<babich> '| really satisfies!'
<tieboy> "voiced by Nathan Lane"
<CrazyClimber> "new microwaveable"
<Machival> "Toy Story 3"
<KemloCaesar> oh, god. That's an actual domain.
<babich> 'and I didn't want the afterdinner cigarette'
<Machival> "oh, god. That's an actual domain."
<KemloCaesar> "Currently, we have over 150,000 Members and add more every day"
<babich> 'so use | and watch the hijinx ensue'
<babich> Im not only the president...
<KemloCaesar> "Wacky hijinx!!!"
<Essy> "| Just do it."
<KemloCaesar> "Star Wars: The | Strikes Back"
<CrazyClimber> think they're almost all repeats now
<KemloCaesar> oh, that's right. I said that one before.
<babich> 'Crusty Brand'
<PyroP> "Telemarketer"
<Machival> "Snap into a"
<CrazyClimber> "-Flavor Altoids"
<Essy> "Anemone"
<babich> 'just ask Julie, the Time Life operator for'
<KemloCaesar> "Adamantium Claws"
<babich> 'The freshmaker'
<Machival> "presidential scandal"
* babich wanders off to poo
<Machival> "*babich wanders off to poo"
<KemloCaesar> "machiavellian"
<KemloCaesar> "method acting"
<KemloCaesar> "Kryptonian"
<Machival> "mentos"
<Machival> "cryptic"
<Machival> "an ancient race that only spoke in"
<tieboy> "next, on a very special Boy Meets World"
<KemloCaesar> "Hitchhiker's Guide To The"
<Machival> " For Dummies"
<Machival> " R Us"
<KemloCaesar> "Broken bottle"
<Machival> "lunar landing"
<KemloCaesar> "embroidered"
<KemloCaesar> "Teletubbies"
<Machival> "massive hemmorage due to overuse of"
<KemloCaesar> "Cobra"
<Machival> "All your | are belong to us."
<CrazyClimber> my last good one was like 10 minutes ago... i'm done
<tieboy> "my last good one was like 10 minutes ago... i'm done"
<Machival> yeah, I'm done, too.
<KemloCaesar> The sooner we let this go, the sooner it'll be on the quotes page
<KemloCaesar> "Hello, officer"
<Machival> ugh, I've been playing black and white too much. I'm seeing little red ripples around everything.
<KemloCaesar> "Connection reset by pee-er"
<babich> 'Because your ass has powers'
<KemloCaesar> okay, s'enough