Yoshi
Ah, the cute little dinosaur from the games of Mario. The trusty steed... Also, the most interesting dinosaur I've ever seen...

Yoshi is a dinosaur...aren't they supposed to be extinct? Not ONLY is he an extinct dinosaur...but Yoshis seem to come in decorator colors! Also they have a super long, and red tongue. It can stick/grab anything...it has a ball on the tip. Did I miss something? Evidently he can pull even the conventional Pirahna Plant into his mouth. He's not a hampster! Or is he? *shifty eyes* AND whatever he swallows turns into an egg. What's in the egg? We dunno. When Yoshi throws it at something it just explodes into eggshelly goodness. Hurray. Oh and the enemy has various effects too. If it's a Pirahna Plant, The head reels back and then shrinks. If it's a small enemy they start rolling on the ground... is there something special about small enemies that excludes them from flying into the wild blue horizon? Crapping out an egg every five seconds must hurt. Yoshis come from eggs, Yoshis crap out eggs at an alarming rate, considering they have to eat and defeat enemies....overpopulation!!! Aaaahhh When Yoshi jumps up in the air he can do a Pedal kick. It keeps him up in the air for a while and he somewhat floats, giving you that extra little "oomph" you need to reach those heights and platforms...odd thing is he sounds like he's constipated when he does it. He even shuts his eyes really tight! Also, in Yoshi's Island where you carry around Baby Mario, every time you get hit by something Baby Mario goes into a bubble and starts CRYING THE HELL OUT NONSTOP. You have to pop the bubble to get him to stop. I don't see why Yoshi just doesn't off the whiny little thing...there goes the franchise!
- Sent in by Non Black Shadow
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