2/3/03 "I'll never eat chili again!... Ooh! Chili!" - Homer Simpson
2/8/03 "Why do rappers constantly grab their crotch when they rap?" -Roy Charon
2/10/03: "BOOBIES!!!!" -Shane
2/14/03: "Happy Single's Awareness Day!" -Anna, YIM
2/16/03: "Let's get ready to fumble!" Me- Superbowl 2002
2/18/03: "Save me from the nothing I've become." -Evanescence, "Bring Me to Life"
3/6/03: "Dragon Ball Z is a show with a bunch of constipated guys who decide fights by seeing who can yell the loudest." -Some guy from the net
3/13/03: "I'm not gay. It's just funny when people think I am!" -Me
3/15/03"I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl! I'M PRETTY, DAMNIT!!" -Me, not really trying to freak people out... Note, I am NOT a girl.
3/16/03: "L 7 Weenie Whacker!" -Chai, complete with hand motions
3/17/03: "Horses are not exactly the randiest animal alive, so quit your demented fantasies." Shane talking to Chai
3/22/03: "I can't control this raging beast!" -Me and Shane running around the mall holding our crotches
3/25/03: "If you're like me, you walk around the house in your mom's lingerie trying to seduce your dad!" -Mark, Blink 182
4/2/03: "Hey... remember that gay thing I told you about you thought was an April Fool's joke?... Well... It's not April 1st anymore... Get it?..." -Wierd guy from my messenger
4/25/03: "Nooooo!!! Karaoke should not be allowed in school!" -Me, running in fear as some philipino guy rapped 50 Cent
4/29/03: "All girls are part of an underground government conspiricy against my virginity!" -Chai
6/1/03: "When it's long like that, I like to ride it rough and hard." -A preview of Charlie's Angels: FT, with one of the chicks talking about surfing
6/3/03: "The clock on that 9 foot nuclear weapon is ticking..." -Armageddon
6/27/03: "The words 'Ear Rape' come to mind... Get it?..." -Shane
7/5/03: ""Gah! Hand hickie!" -Me, while a girl nibbled at my hand... <.< >.>
7/19/03: "How's your wife and my kids?" -The most horrible thing you can say to your friend when he finds out his wife is cheating on him
7/29/03: "Alright. Quit fussing. Take your enema like a man... That means screaming." -Me and Shane, talking about the chat log I have on this site
8/2/03: "Compensate my insanity to make this a Clean Humor site and get it on MSN or not... I hate decisions." -Me, trying to get my site on MSN for free.
8/3/03: "School is here! I can get away from the very creatures that drain me of my mind with their mind-sucking tentacles! PARENTS!!" -Everyone!
8/10/03: "Teh cats are striking back!" -My comment on my new pic to the site. Go to the "Whacked out stuff" page and click the big picture.