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| I'm not talking about any Mario games in particular, this is just where I can let loose on Nintendo's very own mascot. We've seen Mario from his first game with Donkey Kong (Who, I heard from somewhere, is Cranky Kong, making his son the new Donkey Kong.) and all he did was jump over barrels and try to rescue the princess. How sweet. | ||||||||||||||
| According to the above statement, and from the rumor I heard. Old Donkey is Cranky now. Which would mean Mario and Peach are also equally old... How the hell did they stay so young?! | ||||||||||||||
| After all the times Mario's saved Peach, he hasn't gotten some action? All he gets is a measly kiss! You KNOW Mario is fuming... | ||||||||||||||
| Mario is a plumber... I've seen him play tennis, golf, doctor, and numerous other activites, but I've never seen anything plumbery, except for crawling through giant green pipes. | ||||||||||||||
| I think Mario became a doctor for the discounts. He headbutts brick blocks so often, he needs all the asprin he can get. | ||||||||||||||
| On Super Mario World, one of the bosses name's is Morton Koopa jr. Which means that there is a sr. Which would mean Bowser's real name is Morton. I want the truth, you overgrown turtle! | ||||||||||||||
| What freaky interbreeding thing produced a Goomba? A walking mushroom... Please... I was drunk just ONE night!!! | ||||||||||||||
| Note to reader: I have never been drunk. | ||||||||||||||