Link
Ah, who could ever forget the Hyrulian hero? Saving Princess Zelda is hard work, but this young-un doesn't seem to care. Having many games tucked under his belt already, his popularity hasn't dimmed yet, and will probably be an ample force against new Sega and Sony. But, with popularity, comes the people who'll find any little fault and turn it onto them. I am one of those people. So tuck your green skirt in and shut up.
Link is apparently invincible, since he can deal with boulders squashing him flat or large creature running him over. You can distinctly see him pounded into a pancake after he's squished, but he just springs back up!

What's up with the tunic? You think he would have something more manly, but he's wearing something you can look up. Sigh...

He takes no interest in the Princess. No further explanation needed. *coughfruitycough*

Where did he learn to use swords and boomerangs? I've been toting my boomerang for a month and I can't even get it back yet.

Screw that, how does the thing still come back after hitting walls and giant jellyfishes?

How does he lift those bombs? Calculating the size, the amount of metal and gunpowder used, it should be about 30 pounds. Not something you can run around with over your little head so easily.
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