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| Beat em ups | |||||||||||
| Ah, yes. Scrolling fighting games. I like playing them, but I wouldn't buy them. Once you beat it, there's nothing else. No secrets or anything. Here's some things I wonder about (Sometimes out loud) while playing these stress relieving games. | |||||||||||
| Why do you use the same moves when you attack? Does Haggar have no style? No variety? | |||||||||||
| I see all these alley ways while I fight. Why can't I go through there? Maybe take a cab? A lot easier. But then the game would really suck, huh? | |||||||||||
| What idiot is leaving these crowbars, 2x4's, and an occasional firearm lying on the ground? | |||||||||||
| Why are people tougher when they have different clothes? I'm fighting 3 chicks, 2 are the same. The other is whuppin me. Why? She's wearing green instead of red. | |||||||||||
| Who's paying these guys? They're so weak, they don't deserve pay. | |||||||||||