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| First person shooters | |||||||||||
| Ah, whether on the arcade playing Time Crisis, or at home playing Perfect Dark, I love these games. For now, I'll write about the one's like Goldeneye and Perfect Dark, the one's you play at home with a joystick. I like the large selection of guns, since it gives me a variety of different ways to make my opposition go to pieces... Literally. You want to see pieces, you play one of them Turok games. On Turok 2, there's this one weapon, a razor wind, which looks like Xena's chakram, except with short spikes at the end. It will cut off limbs, and come back bloody. The weapon is bloody. Icky..... YEAH!!! :D | |||||||||||
| Where do you keep all those guns? Sure, one or two around the waist, but what about that portable nuclear device you just used to kill ONE guard?! | |||||||||||
| How is it that in Multiplayer, if you have body armor, you can get shot in the head and run around like it was a mosquito bite? | |||||||||||
| You have the finest tools of destruction at your disposal. Lasers, missles, bombs. But all I want is a GOD DAMN PISTOL!!!! | |||||||||||
| Invincibility turns people into human bombs, blowing up the ground directly underneath them because they don't care! You know who does? The hostages you were supposed to rescue, but you had to go make a mess out of them! | |||||||||||
| Why do you HAVE to rescue hostages? I don't care about them. It was thier fault for snooping around in this place without a firearm. | |||||||||||
| Don't you think they should make a shooting game SO realistic, that if you get into a certain situation, your character messes thier pants? No? I don't think so either. | |||||||||||