(Like twitter, except more or less worthless.)
12.30 How Can You Save Me? You Can’t E-ven SAVE YOURSELF! How Can I Save You? I Can’t E-ven SAVE MY-SELF! So just SAVE YOURSELF! What a lovely song. I don’t know who did it. Some sex...Then she pulled out [] mushroom tip. When it [..] out- it went drip, drip, drip. I didn’t know she had that G.I. Joe, Kung Fu s[.]. -Uh. And the girls caressed me down. -Uh, and that’s that Lovin’ sound. Uh... The band Sublime. They’re coming to play here, state theater. 12.27 Heart Disease. That’s what’s for dinner. [Dun-dun-dun-dun.] 12.19 Biden: the Taliban are not our enemy per se. 12.07 Four months from turning 28. FAILURE FOREVER. FAILURE FOREVER. FAILURE FO 12.04 Paul LePage to create Kiss-Butt society. 11.30 Santa, baby, hurry down the chimney tonight, tonight. Won't you c** into me tonight. Obama says ‘English embassy’ instead of British. Just imagine if Bush... 11.28 Obama has one eye on Asia, the other on Europe. Heh- [m]orally blind... 11.23 Charlie Green (snds like Kermit the frog): the money, the hookers, the blow. 11.22 5 a.m. note to self: F__k you. 11.21 Jill Biden and Michelle Obama booed at motor sports (Nascar) event. Start your engines!...that we’ll tax to death. 11.20 Controversy(!) over two 12-year-olds kissing... Explosive duck penis vs. zombie fish: Scientists compete for your money. I don’t often drink, but when I do, I drink Ballsakkies. 11.16 Robert Reich vs. Keith Olbermann? 11.15He’s a race card driver.11.10 NYC health club member sues over breakfast promise. 11.06 Allen Gregory has trouble relating to...anything. 11.05 Guest on live Cavuto Cost of Freedom: not print money, like the fed. 11.03 Woman loses 180 lbs after radical stomach surgery, mos. later. Simon Cowell snaps at judge co-star. 11.01 Morning Joe guest likens twitter activity to story importance. 10.29 I @#$% you, you &*!~ me, we’re a perfect family. 10.28 MoveOn.org questions whether we live in a police state (but not fault of Ps): “Reckless, brutally trying to silence...” Exploitating, while Soros brutalizes. Get away w/ it, as no one watches CNN...Trump pulled out of context: was asked for interview by Occupy ‘leaders’cool; reduced to calling Occupy Wall St. cool. 10.27 Oakland top cop mentions bottles and rocks thrown, Larry O. questions that, even the reporter who calls tear gas a chem. weapon admits of bottles and rocks. xx.xx The way da Prez addressed Bill Ayers, just a neighbor down the street. Mr. Ayers’ Neighborhood: [music] Can you make a bomb, neighbor? 10.06 Hanson is back... 9.27 Farmer scolds Rihanna for going topless on his property. Jail staffers defend purchase of 40 flatscreen TVs. 9.15 Man suing WhiteCastle over not being able to fit into a booth. 9.12 Local news: 3 finalists for...bench design. Cindi Lauper botched the National Anthem at the U.S. Greg Gutfeld’s birthday. 9.08 Joe Scarborogh releases a song... 9.04 Slice in the face: pizza slapping. 9.01 Five Guys tops fast food satisfaction poll. 8.30 Panda poop may solve biofuel woes. Bitter Sh—er Battle: WI Labor Day event refuses to invite GOP, some funding pulled, now everything is back, the unions not embarrassed but more angry. 8.24 Alec Baldwin tweet: ‘Do you think bin Laden was behind 9/11?’ Marines ban loud flatulence because it offends Afghans. 8.19 Next selling point by university ‘scientists’: greenhouse gases = aliens may want to destroy us. Virgin air to put ‘emotional health warnings’ on movies. 8.18 Gerard Depardu(?) apologizes for urinating on the cabin floor of a plane. He was told he couldn’t do it the right way... Someone steals JUSTIN BIEBER WAY sign. 8.17 NFL sex parties... Abercrombie & Fitch offers big money for The Situation to stop wearing their brand... after using Jersey Shore to promote their brand in 2010. Anti-gravity Yoga. Slings. Obama ‘jobs’ plan. There. Isaidwrote it once. 8.15 Tara Reid marries just hrs. after getting engaged. 8.13 Quarter-life crises: how pathetic do you have to be. Maybe if you weren’t an idle person... 8.08 ...more; need to give me what I Need, need, need; got to give me what I Want. Gheico. Switch today to pay for high-quality ads, saving you little if at all on auto insurance. 8.05 WA state men skin 16' roadkill python. 8.01 Cher is no fan of Michele Bachmann. 7.25 Kim Kardashian, mother have psoriasis. Most expensive hot dog sells @ $80. 7.04 Bull caught on Special Report: ‘A nation cannot prosper if only those that prosper succeed.’ 7.01 Bye to pi, hello to tau, say mathematicians, say fluff story. 6.05 AP: Malaysia ‘obedient wives’ club: good sex is a duty. 6.03 The Envoy: British spies swap cupcake recipes into al-Qaeda mag. 6.01 Someone tweeted a picture of Anthony Weiner’s groin in gray drawers. Another Lohan, Lindsay’s father(?) arrested. Update: it was in March. ACLU wants porn for prison inmates. 5.30 $1.01-$1.05 CAD/USD whatever crap. Snooki’s fender bender in Italy. 5.26 Rolling Stone writer Jim Dickens: Fox News viewers are most likely to be misinformed. His proof: they’re 12 pts more likely to believe the “Stimulus” package caused job losses. And they’re more likely to dispute/reject the science of man-made global warming. And Muslims have no desire for Islam. 5.18 Obama merchandising, cashing in on the birthers (still). 5.17 Fields of watermelon burst in China farm fiasco. Reuters Life!: 2 Aus. entrepreneurs hope beer venture will include space. 5.13 Boston study: those with chronic absence don’t do as well as those that attend. 5.11 #1 Story on TheBlaze... Caution: may make you vomit—for skin cancer awareness, Megan McCain goes naked. AP approval poll puts Obama at some 60%...sampling is mostly Democrats, very few independents. 5.09 Saved By the Bailout: It’s all right, ’cause I’m saved by the... It’s all right, ’cause I’m white and I’m male. Old parody: Everyone knows that I’m an aperture... everyone knows I’m in over my head. Nene slams Celebrity Apprentice. 5.03 UBL refused to return balls kicked into compound. 5.01 Rising sun...ofabitch. Huckabee criticizes Obama at NRA keynote address. Old test: He said,She said,4.25 Levi Johnston releasing A Deer In The Headlights: Under Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. And he’s doing it “for his country.” 4.21 Dramatic weight loss for “Snooki.” 4.20 Janet N. on The Factor—I guess they got rid of the color sys. out of a delusion that it “inspires racism,” if not in beating a dead horse—discredit the Bush admin. further. 4.03 Food: Plastic and soap and red meat, oh my! We’re off to see the blizard, the wonderful blizard in Spring. 2.24 Another empty advocacy speech by the Pres. 2.15 January Jones is fm. the Dakotas—like one big state; low pop./sq. mile. Nicole “Snooki” and “The Situation” actually from New York. 2.03 Rush: If John Dingle gave berrys to his wife, he would be giving her Dingle-berries. 1.27 Rush: I’ve never seen the back of Biden’s head; I swear, his head is rejecting the hairplugs. 1.25 Morning Joe rips inspiring pol. ad because it stars Tim Pawlenty. Who cares; so what?: James Franco, at 19, did a sex tape. Now he’s in a Soap. 1.24 LaLanne wasn’t in the Death Pool this time! Some want Olbie to run for Liebermann’s seat... “Free speech died, the Bush/Cheney/Palin Halliburton machine strikes again.” Do these people use their brains at all? A petition to get Keith back on the air. After a record of 0 firing calls, Beck calls for the firing of W.H. protocol position. A pencil and a puppy that pees on the people’s legs would be better; at least you’d be able to explain it away. 1.23 Ambulance that may have carried JFK sells for $132K. Colin Powell: defunding NPR won’t solve deficit problem, Congress should cut defense. Bill Kristol, Cheesehead. Literally—wearing a cheese hat on Fox News Sunday.They said,Go away,and they meant it very, very much.SleazebagMitt Romney wins NH straw poll above Ron Paul’s 11%. A lot ofmove to the centercrap. Will that pol. object be examined? Will the reality that the economy doesn’t depend on govt. be— no they’re all an on-going disgrace... Focus on jobs, jobs, jobs, and more jobs. MomCaves, some of them 3x bigger than ManCaves. ComicsAlliance.com: Steampunk Palin more insane than you imagined. TheCelebrityCafe.com/Diep Tran:this week's entry will be short because I am still reeling overthe news of Olbermann’s departure. 1.21 A road worker says Michelle Obama is partly responsible for pedestrians getting hit by cars... Get out more does not mean walk in traffic, ya’ idiot. Neither Italian nor from New Jersey, Snooki says her book is a NYT Best Seller. 1.20 Woman who fell in fountain comes forward...to CNN. Slate.com/Annie Lowrey: work out so hard you vomit. AOL News: letting sleeping dogs lie in your bed can kill you. 1.18 FOXCONN. The lefty blogger in me wd say, sounds lik Fox News—Fox, con! HS students ranking classmates based on Facebook attractiveness. 1.15 Valentine’s Day is formulaic and almost completely useless. 1.14 Report: Alicia Silverstone pregnant. Maher assumes Beck doesn’t know that Thomas Paine was an atheist. O stereotypes of conservatives. Bill Maher needs a history lesson. Winona Ryder doesn’t go online out of fear of somehow joining al-Qaeda. 1.13 Pat Cadell calls Krugman an a-hole. 1.11 Can switching to Gheico really save you an assload of cash? Does Miley Cyrus have have a rather raspy voice? Dhhad, Ih’ve ghhotten too ohhhld fhor Dhhisney ahhhht thhhihs poihhhhnt. Symptoms include: mood swings, depression, blindness, even death. If you are unable to talk to your doctor, talk to your doctor. 1.10 Spears v. Gaga. Samsung’s Tweeting Refrigerator Could Be Overkill! Facebook NOT shutting down March 15! L.A. Times, Bradley Manning: soldier’s inhumane imprisonment. Heard of protecting an inmate from other inmates? NYT bbbblog/Timothy Egan wrote Opinionator: Tombstone Politics. Already a backlash against Paul Krugman for his “opinionation.” MiamiHerald.com/Frank Bajak did Global worry: Tucson attack augur more violent US? IoSafe releases disaster-proof portable hard drive—it can withstand anything...except strong magnets. (SSD released too.) 1.08 NBC Sports:PFT’s 10-pack: Seattle host NFC title game? Egads.Seahawks today upset New Orleans Saints. 1.07 “Snooki” (Jersey Shore) has been putting her name on countless products. Great news! The underlying problems aren’t better, aren’t allowed to improve due to regulations—more good news! Ben Bernanke expects “moderately stronger” recovery. Steny Hoyer says Tea partyers come fromunhappyfamilies, “clarifies” with lie. 1.06 CNN stretches sexism angle for Pelosi. Huffington Post: intestinal parasites may be causing your energy slump. 1.05 “THEY’RE BAAAAACK...”: Deena Cortese, latest for Jersey Shore (MTV), season 3. Cantebury, Prince William and Kate Middleton go. The View’s Sheri Shepard engaged. Glenn Close ‘insulted’ that use of her img was used in lewd Navy videos. New Hannity “THE GREAT AMERICAN PANEL” looks bad in standard def. Looks more like CHEAT AMERICAN PANEL. 1.04 Katie Couric still doing the Islamophobia jaz. 100 Ways to Love a Cat. Yes, 100 spelled out in a 1/2-hour web video; includes “turning off a fan.” 1.03 Buy the rights, rip it off and make whatever you please.