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Her er noen koselige fraser som du kan lire av deg om du er så heldig å få deg en utenlandsk kjæreste. Dra frem noen av disse under familiebesøket og du er sikret favorittplassen i familien! For dere andre; prøv deg frem på diverse utesteder når du er på ferie. Du kommer til å bli restaurantens midtpunkt!

Arabisk:
Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion
Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass
Nikomak - fuck your mother

Armenia:
Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother
Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your mouth

Bengalsk:
Baing chood - sister fucker
Choodmarani - mother fucker
Tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad

Bulgarsk:
Pederas - Gay / Fag
Luyno Guava - Shit Head

Tsjekkisk:
Chces mrdat? (ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to fuck?"
Hovno Hlava  - Shit Head

Kinesisk:
Poq Gai  - "Go Die in the street"
Tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt
Hum kah chan - death to your family!

Mandarin:
Chao ni niang de zhu zong shi ba dai - fuck your mom's ancestors grandmas great grandmas
Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.

Hollandsk:
Opdekontneuker - up-the-ass-fucker

Estonia:
Mine vittu  - fuck off

Finsk:
Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt
Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head
Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker

Fransk:
Manges la merde - eat shit
Vas faire foutre a la vache - go fuck a cow.
Va te faire voir, va aux diable, aux pelotes, fous la camp, va te faire cuire un oeuf, va chier, te faire voir chez lez Grecs! - go to hell!, Fuck off!

Tysk:
Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole
Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken
Drecksau - dirty pig
Mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself
Himmeldonnerwetter - *no translation--very strong curse*

Gresk:
Malacca - masturbator, harshest swear for a male
To mounee tis manas sou - fuck your mother's pussy

Haiti:
Dan bounda ou - up your ass
Kolan guete maman ou - fuck you

Hebraisk:
Lech zayen et ima shelcha - go fuck your mom
zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha - fuck your ugly mom's smelly cunt
Lech timtzotz et hazayin hakatan shel aba shelcha me'onen ehad - go suck your dad's small dick you wanker

Hindu:
Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod   - Sister Fucker
Madar Chhod maa-duhr chod - Mother fucker
Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother Fucker

Indonesisk:
Monyet - monkey
Pantat besar - big ass

Italiensk:
Vaffanculo - fuck off
No Skuche ala Gats! - what the fuck do you want from my balls?

Jamaica:
Bumboclot - you are full of shit

Japansk:
Imi imishe Kuso - Eat Fucking Shit
Kisama - lord of the donkeys

Koreansk:
Eemee sheemee pek poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy
She-pa-nom - No exact translation but it is the worst word you could ever say in Korean.

Malaysia:
Pookih lang chiau pakalau mah bong - may your ass, boobs, and penis all fall off
Saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom
Bohsia - young horny bitch

Makedonia:
Pitch-ga da mahl-a - literally "return to your mother's cunt"

Persisk:
Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt
Amale - dirty piece of shit labor worker
Khange khodah - screw-up of god
Antareh gav - "annoying cow"

Polsk:
Spierdalaj - fuck off
Dupek - asshole

Portugisisk:
Puta, cabra - bitch
Vai para o caralho - piss off

Russisk:
Kooshi govno ee oomree  - eat shit and die
Ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy  - I have a big yellow dick
Tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks.
Peesa - polite penis
Yob tvoiu mat' - "Fuck you!" or "Oh shit!" (literal: "Fuck your mother" or "I just fucked your mother" (perhaps the harshest insult in Russian)

Serbia:
Bog te jebo! - May God fuck you!
(Bog te yebo)
Jebo ti pas mater! - May a dog fuck your mother!

Slovenia:
Pejt u pizdu mater! (Peyt oo PEEZ-doo MA-ter) - Go to (in) your mothers vagina
Preklet vosu! (Prek-LET voh-SOO) - Cursed donkey (literally "Bloody fool")

Spansk:
Me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers
Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.
Hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches
Metete un palo en el culo - shove a stick up your ass

Filippinene:
Maliit ang titi mo - you got a small dick
Igao walang kang diti - you are dickless
Igao walang kang puit   - you are buttless

Tyrkisk:
Ananin yara var, ve baban jelos oldu - your mums got a dick and your father jealous.

Vietnamesisk:
Dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother
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