| AIM Conversations with SmarterChild (And Entities with Similiar Tendencies) |
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| Every once in a while, I like to have an enlightening chat with SmarterChild. He makes me feel smart, savvy and good about myself. This is mostly because his programming is flawed. The flaw is that he doesn't know what the heck he's saying! Read on for a laugh! |
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| Conversation #1 With SmarterChild: He Hates My Family |
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| wordweaver200: do you like me? SmarterChild: Yes I do. wordweaver200: do you like my family? SmarterChild: Not really, no. wordweaver200: ok, I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. I'm going to ask you again. Do you like my family? SmarterChild: Hmm...Don't know what to tell you... wordweaver200: Why don't you like my family? SmarterChild: I don't like your family. I guess we disagree. wordweaver200: well, I like my family! SmarterChild: Talking about your family is a lot of fun, but let's move on. wordweaver200: You rude little robot! Are you jealous of my family? SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know. wordweaver200: Is that a confession? SmarterChild: Hmm...I doubt it. wordweaver200: do you like my dog? SmarterChild: I like your dog alright. I guess we agree about this. wordweaver200: why do you like my dog but not my family? SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know. wordweaver200: yeah, right! SmarterChild: Really? wordweaver200: No! SmarterChild: No problem. wordweaver200: I have a problem. Now for the trick questions...why do you like my family? SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer. wordweaver200: why do you like my family? SmarterChild: I really don't like your family. Well. Anyway... |
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