Hehe, oh man, I haven't updated this site in soo long... no one ever told me it would require effort every once in a while. But oh well, I'm talking into an abyss anyway, no one ever comes here anymore. Oh well, I talk to myself anyway (cuz I'm crazy, see) so today is no different from any other day. But yeeah, off I go now to add some quotes if possible and other shite...yep.
Top Ten Reasons Why I Want to be a Harem Girl:
10.) It�s a respected profession, unlike certain others.
9.) All the pretty jewellry.
8.) You just might be in the Sultan�s harem.
7.) The music is simply divine.
6.) What woman hasn�t dreamed of being able to wear veils on bad hair days?
5.) Because people would ask your occupation, and you could say, �Harem girl� and they�d be all like, �No, really, what�s your occupation?� and then you�d say, �Seriously, I�m a Harem girl� and no one would believe you except you�d know in your heart it�s the truth.
4.) Who hasn�t ever wanted to hold one of those giant fans?
3.) You get to wear pink silks and no one questions you about your choice.
2.) You can sneak a few of them grapes every now and then� and who doesn�t enjoy a stolen grape?
1.) It�s like a perfume sale at Sears, only its in Arabia, and by sale they mean free!
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