Teaser
HYPERION, STAIRS/LOBBY (NIGHT)
We open to stairwell where we see Spike and Angel arguing over something.
Spike: �You�re nuts, there is no way they could win.�
Angel: �Oh you better take that back�
Willow is sitting in the middle of the Lobby trying to do a spell. Illyria is standing there watching her. Spike and Angel are walking in the lobby not watching Willow at all. Suddenly there�s a white light and the two Vamps are thrown across the room. When Angel comes to he charges straight at Willow but Illyria stops him and nocks him and Spike out.
Willow gasping for breath: �I wonder what that was all about.�
Pan to other Dimension, Angels� Mansion in Sunnydale (NIGHT)
We see Spike and Angel on the floor against a wall, when there�s a voice from the other room.
Darla: �Is everything ok in there?�
Spike and Angel look at each other in shock
Angel at a whisper: �Darla?�
Darla and Dru walk into the room holding each other nice and tight around the waist.
Darla: �Aw, did you two have a fight? Come on kiss and make up, we have to get up early tomorrow and go see Willow and Xander in L.A.�
Dru lets go of Darla
Dru: �Like father like son, but the son is confused.�
Darla: �Yeah, Dru, whatever, lets go so the boys can make up.�
Dru and Darla walk out leaving Spike and Angel alone
Spike: �What in the bloody hell was that?�
Angel: �I don�t know, but I think were in trouble.�
Spike: �Oh right, what give that away�
Darla shouting from the other room: �You two coming to bed or what? And grab a shower you two stink of humanity.�
Spike and Angel walk into the next room, only to see Darla and Dru in one bed all snuggled up close to each other and another bed.
Spike: �Oh bloody hell.�
End Teaser
Fade into Credits
Starring
David Boreanez as Angel
Amy Acker as Illyria
James Marsters as Spike
Alyson Hannigan as Willow
Eliza Dushku as Faith
Vincent Kartheiser as Connor
Guest Starring
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy
Nicholas Bredon as Xander
PAN TO HYPERION BASEMENT, CAGE
Willow and Illyria are standing outside the cage. We see the other Angel and Spike sitting on the floor inside the cage. They start to stir.
Spike: �What happen?�
Willow: �I was hoping you could tell us.�
Angel is rubbing his head and stands up looking around to see where he is. Spike stands up.
Angel: �All I remember was we were talking then a white light shot out, then we were here.�
Spike starts to look around at the cage and see Illyria, he taps Angel on his arm and Angel see Illyria as well. Willow lets the guys out of the cage. Illyria looks at them strangely as they walk past her.
Illyria: �They do not seem normal.�
PAN TO LOBBY
We see Spike and Angel walking up the stairs, looking around trying to figure out where they are.
Connor: �Hey dad�
Spike and Angel stop on the stair and turn to face Connor.
Angel: �Uh, hi.�
Connor: �What�s up? You seem all different�
Spike and Angel just look at each other
Spike: �Uh, Willow��
Connor: �Oh yeah, Willow�s spell, she was trying to see if see could travel to other dimensions.�
Angel: �Uh, yeah that�s it�
Connor: �Anyways listen Faith and me are going out tonight if that�s ok with you.�
Angel: �Yeah, ok�
Connor: �Cool, thanks�
Connor walks off and we see Angel and Spike run up the stairs and into the first bedroom they can find.
PAN TO BEDROOM
Angel is in the middle of the room and Spike is holding the door.
Spike: �WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??�
Angel: �I don�t know, one minute we�re getting ready for bed then the next we�re here. And what did that kid mean �hi dad�? How in the hell am I his dad?�
Spike: �I have no clue, but was that Willow? She�s a human?!?!?! Angelus what are we going to do?�
Angelus: �I guess we play it out till we find out some information.�
Spike: �Where are we? Do you know? And what was that thing down there?�
Angelus: �I don�t know ok, will you stop asking stupid questions that I don�t have answers to.�
Spike walks out to the middle of the room and starts to pace. Angelus sits on the bed.
Angelus: �Let�s just go look around and see what we can find out ok? But remember we don�t know anything here so try not to do anything that might get us killed ok?�
Spike: �Ok�
Spike and Angelus head out the room and down the stairs and into the lobby where Illyria is standing and Willow is sitting.
Willow: �You feeling any better?�
Illyria just looks at Spike and Angelus
Angelus: �Uh yeah�
Spike stares back at Illyria but Angelus nudges him and he looks up
Willow: �Want something to eat?�
Willow walks over to the frig and pulls out a container of blood. Both Spike and Angelus eyes widen.
Angelus: �Yeah sure that might help�
Willow: �Spike what about you?�
Spike: �Nah. I�ll just get some from Ang��
Angelus nudges Spike on the arm.
Spike: �Uh, no thanks.�
Willow: �Ok, whatever.�
Willow hands the container of blood to Angelus. Angelus has a taste but has a hard time swallowing it.
Angelus: �Ugh, what is this?�
Willow: �It pigs blood, like you always drink.�
Spike looks at Angelus and can�t help but let out a tiny giggle
Angelus: �Pig�s blood� right. Uh, you know I�m really not that hungry why don�t we put that up till later.�
Angelus puts the container on the counter and heads up the stairs again. Spike follows him. Willow just watch them head up the stairs.
Willow: �That was weird.�
Pan to other Dimension, Angels Mansion in Sunnydale
We see Spike in the bed and Angel in the chair that sits across the room. Dru comes and starts to play with Angel�s ear. Angel wakes up
Angel: �Uh, Dru, what are you doing?�
Dru: �Oh come on, daddy doesn�t what to play? Daddy doesn�t seem normal after that fight with Spike.�
Angel: �Uh, Dru, honey, just go to bed, we have to go see Willow and Xander later. Ok? I promise things will be like they were, ok.�
Dru slides off Angel.
Dru: �Ok then.�
Dru heads back to bed.
Angel: �Or I hope they will be.�
PAN TO L.A. WolfRam & Hart OFFICE
We see Willow and Xander walking around the place like they own the place and holding each other really tight. They start to kiss and head into a room and push the door close. When the door closes we see a plaque hanging on the door:
CEO: WILLOW ROSENBERG and XANDER HARRIS
END OF ACT ONE
PAN TO HYPERION LOBBY (DAY)
We see Illyria staring at the place where Spike and Angel where standing when Willow�s spell hit them. Willow is sitting behing the counter studing the spell book she was using
Illyria: �Something is different about this spot. I can not place it but it is different�
Willow turns and faces Illyria
Willow: �I know what you mean, the guys don�t seem normal after that spell. I think I might have messed it up somehow. But I don�t know how.�
Illyria comes over to Willow and slams her fist on the counter.
Illyria: �You will bring them back to normal now!!!�
Willow looks at Illyria with a deadpan look.
Willow: �I can�t. I don�t even know what I messed up and even if I did I wouldn�t know where to start because we have no clue what wrong with the guys.�
As if on cue, Spike and Angelus come down the stairs.
Angelus: �What�s up?�
Willow: �Nothing, just looking over the spell I was working on yesterday.�
Illyria steps up to Spike and just stares at him. She circles him and then looks at Angelus. Angelus and Spike just look back at Illyria. When she finishes, Spike and Angelus head back up the stairs.
Illyria: �They are not our Spike and Angel.�
Willow looks at Illyria
Willow: �What do you mean?�
Illyria: �I mean, witch, they have NO soul.�
Willows eyes widen in fear.
Pan to other Dimension, WolfRam & Hart (Inside)
We see Angel and Spike staring at the place. It looks just like the WolfRam and Hart from our time did before it was torn down. Darla and Dru walk over to the counter where, you guessed it, Harmony is working. (I�m evil, what do you expect???)
Spike: �Wow I guess they weren�t kidding about being in every dimension.�
Before Angel could reply they are greeted by Buffy in a razor sharp suit, but she vamped out. Both Spike and Angel�s jaws hit the floor. She passed a wand over the boys and then walks over to Darla and Dru and does the same thing. She face Spike and Angel
Buffy: �This way, Willow and Xander are waiting.�
The guys follow Buffy but look at each other to make sure that they saw what they saw. Darla and Dru join them as the head into the office.
PAN TO INSIDE OFFICE
It�s Angel�s old office but done up a little different. The only major thing that sticks out is a picture on the table of Buffy, Xander, and Willow all standing in sunlight, smiling, and looking like they�re having a good time. Buffy opens the doors and the fang gang walks in. She closes the door and stands outside.
Willow: �Ah so glad you could come. I hope the trip wasn�t to bad�
Darla: �It wasn�t that bad�
Spike and Angel look around the room
Xander: �You guys hungry? I could have Buffy bring in someone fresh, for ya�ll.�
Angel: �Uh, no thanks�
Willow: �You sure? Fine, please have a seat�.
The fang gang has a seat in the chairs in the office.
Willow: �Now normally we wouldn�t care about what was going on up in Sunnydale.�
Xander �When we got this place we change our sights but this can�t be ignored�
Willow: �It seems that we�ve gotten news of someone up there hunting Vampires.
Xander: �We know it�s not the slayer, Faith, for she is on the east coast and will stay over there. So what is going on?�
Willow and Xander both look at Angel waiting for and answer but Darla steps in with one.
Darla: �We know of the being you are talking about. He is called Robin Wood and from the info we gathered he is the son of a slayer, that Spike killed a while back.�
Angel looks at Spike who shoots him an �I�ll tell you later� look.
Darla: �He will be dealt with soon enough.�
Willow: �Good because I hate loosing clients�
Xander looks at the clock. It�s a quarter till 8.
Xander: �You are free to stay here this evening if you wish. There are extra rooms to this place that no one ever uses.�
Angel: �Thank you, we will take you up on that offer.�
Spike, Darla and Dru all look at him very strangely, then it dawns on Spike.
Spike: �Uh, yes thank you�
Willow: �Very well, Buffy will show you to you�re room. You are free to roam the building if you like, after you�re settled in.�
The fang gang stands and so do Willow and Xander. They all shake hands and then head out. Buffy is standing guard at the door.
Xander: �Buffy please show our guest to the extra rooms.�
Buffy: �Yes sir.�
Xander lends close to Angel.
Xander: �The girl�s great and all, but a little slow.� Xander nudges Angel.
Angel just looks back at him and smiles.
PAN TO BEDROOM
We see Spike and Angel sitting in a couple of chairs, still in shock from what they have seen today.
Spike: �So what�s the great plan? We find some kind of Wesley in this place?�
Angel: �I was thinking higher up than that.�
Spike: �Are you for real? The White Room? There�s no way in hell we could ever get there�
Angel: �That�s why we use the time we have now to learn as much about this place as we can. The basic rules seem to apply here so my bet it�s the same code but the staff here is different, and we don�t know how much better or worse they are.�
Spike: �For once I have to agree with you. Oh, hey did you see where Darla and Dru ran off?�
Angel: �They said they were going for a bite. I can only guess that mean literally here.�
Spike and Angel both get up and head out.
PAN TO WolfRam & Hart LOBBY
We see Spike standing at the front counter where Harmony is working. He�s talking to her and seeming a little flirty.
Spike: �So how long have you worked here Harmony?�
Harmony: �Ever since graduation. It was weird. It was one of the rare times humans and vamps had to work together�
Spike: �And you were sired?�
Harmony: �Yeah. Willow and Xander were already in charged here and had an opening. Funny now that I think about it. I had never even heard of this place when I was sired and now I�m working for the CEO�s.�
Spike: �Yeah, so about Willow and Xander, what happen? When were they sired?�
Harmony looks at Spike funny. We hear a voice over of Buffy.
PANS TO GUARD SATION
We see Buffy walking around taking care of some paper work while vamped out, while Angel just stands in the doorway.
Buffy: �What do you mean when? They were sired around the same time I was, right after the Master was killed.�
Angel: �Uh, right. So, uh, who sired you, then?�
Buffy blinks and looks at him like he has lost his mind.
Buffy: �You did Angelus. I fell for your �I�m so torture� act and right after the master was killed you sired me, Willow, and Xander. Then Spike came and killed Giles. Don�t you remember?�
Angel�s eye weld up with tears but doesn�t let them show. Angel turns to leave but Buffy calls to him.
Buffy: �Hey is there something wrong?�
Angel turns and looks dead at her.
Angel: �Nothing that won�t soon be fixed.�
END ACT 2
PAN OPEN HPERION LOBBY
We see Willow, Illyria, Faith, and Connor all standing around the counter.
Connor: �I can�t believe it. How did this happen?�
Willow: �I don�t know but Illyria here thinks they�re soulless.�
Faith: �Well maybe she�s wrong, ever thought about that?�
Illyria: �I am not wrong. Those two beings are soulless beings.�
Willow: �I don�t know about that, but they have been acting differently. I say we keep an eye on them until we know more.�
PAN TO BEDROOM
We see Spike and Angelus in the doorway listening to the conversion going on downstairs.
Spike: �Great, now we�re in real trouble.�
Angelus: �Not yet, they have a hunch but they aren�t going to make a move until we do. So if we want to stay alive��
Spike: �We don�t make a move.�
Angelus: �Bingo.�
Spike: �Yeah, ok, I get that we just stay here in the hotel but what happens if they ask us to do something?�
Angelus: �We do it. No matter what.�
Spike: �But��
Angelus throws Spike an evil looks and morphs out.
Angelus: �NO MATTER WHAT.�
Spike: �Got it.�
Angelus morphs back into human face.
Angelus: �Good.�
PAN TO WolfRam & Hart BEDROOM
We see Spike and Angel still up and sitting in chairs. Darla and Dru are in bed. Spike has a tear welding up in his eyes.
Spike: �I can�t believe how screwed up this place is.�
Angel: �I know. The sooner we get out of here the better.�
Angel looks at the clock; it�s a quarter pass 4am. Angel wipes away a tear and stands up.
Angel: �We should go now.�
Spike gets up and wipes his eyes.
Spike: �Yeah.�
Spike and Angel head out the door but are greeted by Buffy, who�s doing a sweep.
Buffy: �Is there something I can get for you two?�
Angel: �Just out for a walk.�
Buffy looks at them funny but lets them by.
Buffy: �Well, have fun.�
Spike: �Uh, yeah, sure.�
Spike and Angel walk past her and head to the elevator.
PAN TO THE ELEVATOR
Spike: �You still remember the combo?�
Angel: �Yeah.�
Angel punches in the combo and the White button appears.
Spike: �You think they�ll even talk to us? After what we did?�
Angel: �Only one-way to find out.�
Angel pushes the button
PAN TO WHITE ROOM
We see Spike and Angel standing in the middle of the white room but there is no conduit.
Spike: I told you this was a bad idea
Suddenly a little girl and a cat appear.
Angel: Mesa-Tet
Mesa-tet: Wow you are quick. What do you what?
Angel: we want to get back home. You know we don�t belong here.
Mesa te: and why should I help you?
Spike: cause if you don�t I�ll kill ya.
Angel tries to stop Spike but Spike is thrown across the white room, mesa tet just giggles and the cat purrs.
MT: I like him. He�s funny; fine I�ll help you. Here
A slip of paper goes into Angel�s hand.
MT: the interesting part is seeing how you�re going to get Willow here to do it.
Angel: what do you mean?
MT: Willow was the one who sent you here and only she can send you back.
Angel: does she even have her majick here?
MT: she is a natural witch she always has her majick it�s just up to her when she wants to use it.
Spike finally comes walking back up.
Spike: OK so you�re the big bad here how in gods name did this even happen?
MT points at Angel.
Angel: what did I do?
MT: this is how things would be if Darla never had brought you that gypsy girl, this is Angelus world. HMMM� I wonder how he�s doing in yours?
PAN TO HYPERION LOBBY