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Sincerely Mine |
| {The scene
fades in, as a jet black sports car pulls up outside the GZW Coliseum.
The driver's door opens, and a small, but well built man steps out. He
is wearing a GZW Promotional Baseball cap on backwards, an old Tupac
T-Shirt, and a black shirt over it. He is wearing a baggy pair of Sean
John jeans as well. Over the man's right shoulder is a large belt, a GZW
Championship Belt. Over his left, a blood red gymbag. The man swiftly
heads for the main entrance. He steps through the door, and walks
through the lobby, to a dressing room that reads "Jason Makavelli".
The man pulls open the door and steps inside. As he turns around, we see
that this man is none other than GZW's GiantKiller, the GZW Television
Champion...Jason Makavelli. He jumps back onto a puffy leather couch,
and switches on the Television. Recent promos are being shown, as Jason
reaches into his gym bag and pulls out a jar of "Instant
Cocoa." He reads the label, then shakes the bottle, and starts to
drink his trademark of beverages, as he watches the TV.}
Jason: Ugh...how low can Macks Pane sink? First he goes after my pride and joy {taps his TV Title.} ...then he says he's moving on, so he jumps to the loser squad of HKWF, then to the Badly Influenced ones who follow Tate "The cheapskate" Troublesome, and now he wants in back in GZW...Make up your mind Macks!!! You go around thinking you are ready to face the best GZW has to offer, Magic, T-Rex, etc, when you still have never beaten me!! I am 5'8 Macks, you are 7' Something, it was like David and Goliath, and you still couldn't even beat me, defeat me, or take away my Television Championship!! {Played next, is Yiroshi's promo..} Jason: Ah, my first real challenge in a long, long time. "The Sleepwalker" Yiroshi Takenbu, you and I have wrestled twice, I have beat you once, but you are yet to beat me. But I don't see my win over you as a real win, I didn't earn it, because of a certain person. A certain person, who I'm sure you, Yiroshi would love to get your hands on as much as I do. A certain person who has tried to make my past few months in GZW a living hell. From attempting to kidnap my girlfriend, to interfering in important matches, this man is none other than Sincere. The "Jade Dragon", one of Tate's Bad Influence croney. But Sincere is different from the raw size-no brains of Deacon, Macks Pain, he is heavily into these "Mind Games" of his. Well Sincere I sure hope these games aren't games that only you can play and I wouldn't want to play because I want to play that game but you are the only one who can play it because it is the ga- {He is disturbed as an average build, suit wearing man walks in. He is followed by a cameraman.} Jason: Um, can I help you...sir? Man: {Heavy English Accent, posh, not cockney, think William Regal} Hello, I'm a British person. I have been asked by Mr. Troublesome to ask you some questions towards your match against Sincere this Monday Night. Jason: British Person??? That..is your name? A British Person: Yes, I am a new GZW Interviewer...from Britain. Jason: Yeah? Well if you're so british, then...then...aight I'm done, ask what the devil in disguise has ordered... A British Person: Jason Makavelli, you are the GZW Television Champion, you are on one of the longest ever title reigns for any title belt in GZW...how does that make you feel?? Jason: I feel like I want some fresh cocoa right about now...but the T-Man has cut off my suplies!!!! Damn you Tate!!! Damn y- err...it makes me feel ambitious. Uh yeah, I mean if I can beat Sincere, who knows what's next? Avenging Smooth being screwed out of his IC Title by Pimp? Straight up avenging my friend Smooth, by doing what he has done before, kicking Deacon Kane's zombified, illititerate, stinky, 500lb ass!! Oh Deacon, you and your stupid challenges...jeez...Macks Pane accepts them, they must be stupid!!! A British Person: Well, what does Helen think of your big matc- {Just then, Helen enters the room, brushing past the British Person. She nudges to Jason, and subtly whispers..} Helen: Jaassssssonnnnnn....I told you, when they come to the door, smile and take the brochure, Don't let them in!!! Jason: Uh..yeah...Helen, this is a British Person, a British Person, this is Helen... A British Person: Jolly Good! Hello Helen, I'm a B- Helen: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...British Person, I know...I know. Listen, I kinda need to talk to Jason.. A British Person: SMASHING!! {Jason and Helen eye each other, as the British Person stands there.} Jason: Uh...British Guy? She means A-L-O-N-E. A British Person: Splendid, I'll be off then, Ta-Ra... Come on Camera Boy, why look-there's one of GZW's fine Toilet Staff! Let us go and see what wonderful stories she has for us!! {Jason and Helen watch as A British Person walks over to a 60 year old, overweight woman. She is holding a mop and wash up basket, and they see British Person say "Hello, I'm a British Person", as Jason shuts the door.} Jason: So what's up? What's the haps? What's the good word?? Helen: You have a match against Sincere baby!! Finally you can get revenge for all the shit that sicko has caused me!!! Woowoo!!! Jason: So it's time for celebrating? Helen: Yeah!!! We can go into town and get new shoes, and new shoes!! Plus I heard they have a great offer on NEW SHOES!!! Jason: Well then I think we better thank Sincere, he has cause us a lot of torment, but finally, a chance for me to spend money on you!! {Sarcasticly...} Woowoo!! Helen: Aw...lighten up Jase!! We can just stay here and watch some Maxx Pain promos!! Jason: Okay, you get the coffee, I'll get the insomniac pills!!! {Helen excitedly runs off, as the camera zooms in on Jason's face.} Jason: Sincere, you are a wanted man among GZW, you are due an ass kicking from about fifty million people, but not yet, it's my turn first, it's my shot, and by damn, I'm going to make sure that it is me that casts the first stone!! Sincere, I have been handed the oppurtunity, and the chance to show you the eXtReMe CoNsEqUeNcEs, is Sincerely mine!!! {Helen comes in with two cups of cocoa, and the two sit down on the couch and watch re-runs of Maxx Pain promos. Loud snores are heard, getting softer, softer, softer, until finally, the scene fades out.} |
